a person who felt that skateboarding didnt look like a big enough challenge, so they took up a sport where they could go higher, faster, longer, bigger, and just all around more dangerous than any skateboarder ever will.
quick question, what skateboarder ever grinded a stair rail with over 15 kinks, or one that went approx. 666 feet long.
answer: no one, but chris farmer grinded (top soul) the kink, and chris haffey grinded the handicap (frontside)
quick question, what skateboarder ever grinded a stair rail with over 15 kinks, or one that went approx. 666 feet long.
answer: no one, but chris farmer grinded (top soul) the kink, and chris haffey grinded the handicap (frontside)
All fruitbooters are also badass.
by Jake Rukusman April 7, 2004
Get the fruit booter mug.A term for inline skates keyed by skateboarders who become frustrated when people on inline skates ride the shit out of the obstacle that the skateboarder is standing around waiting for a 30 meter space to hit; seeming to the stander to be out of control. An insult resulting from anger held by skateboarders for those who didn't join them in jumping on the skateboarding bandwagon when Tony Hawk became part of pop-culture in the late '90s, mostly because those who aren't concerned with what others think of them can do things that will never be attempted on a skateboard.
Skateboarder A: That guy in the Fruit Boots sure does make me look like an asshole.
Skateboarder B: Yeah. I can't land simple tricks, much less the kind of stuff he's doing. I sure do wish my balls were as big as his too.
Skateboarder A: Maybe our friends would think we looked cooler if we did something other than stand here and look at the jumps.
Skateboarder B: Yeah. I can't land simple tricks, much less the kind of stuff he's doing. I sure do wish my balls were as big as his too.
Skateboarder A: Maybe our friends would think we looked cooler if we did something other than stand here and look at the jumps.
by Darth Mater March 24, 2009
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(A busted girl walks by thinking she's Megan Fox.)
Kizzle: "Yo, that bitch was boots!"
D: "::shakes head:: Boots?"
Kizzle: "UGGS!"
Kizzle: "Yo, that bitch was boots!"
D: "::shakes head:: Boots?"
Kizzle: "UGGS!"
by K. Magnus June 25, 2009
Get the boots mug.A person foiled by the complexity of an ollie on a skateboard who resorted to buying rollerblades to make up for his/her shortcomming. Said person must land the smallest of tricks by crouching obscenely low and/or making rapper-like gestures with their arms.
Person 1: Holy crap! That fruit booter just jumped over a newspaper stand - is there a name for that trick?
Person 2: Yeah, it's called "jumping".
Person 2: Yeah, it's called "jumping".
by AARC51 October 12, 2006
Get the Fruit Booter mug.A fruit booter is someone who believes that imitating skateboard culture will improve their social standing, but is unable to skateboard. They wear impractical plastic boots with wheels attached to the bottom as an excuse to hang out in skate parks and look like they are participating in an extreme sport without having to develop any skills. Because their "sport" (If jumping rope is a sport, I guess inline skating is too) is so often criticized, fruit booters usually have an irritable, defensive attitude when interacting with skaters and will typically insist that roller-blading is "better than skateboarding," thus alienating themselves from the skate community and remaining losers.
Skateboarder: "Hey pal, the city just opened up a new park. Lets go check it out."
Fruit Booter: "Sounds like a plan! Lemme just attach a pair of heavy, uncomfortable plastic boots to my feet, stuff my shoes in a backpack, and blow out my aromatherapy candles so we can go."
Skateboarder: "Why is the plastic dyed purple with swirls of yellow around the shiny silver buckles?"
Fruit Booter: "I've yet to determine my own sexual orientation!"
(The skateboarder, disgusted with his acquaintance's poor judgement and apparent lifestyle confusion, exits the scene)
Fruit Booter: "Sounds like a plan! Lemme just attach a pair of heavy, uncomfortable plastic boots to my feet, stuff my shoes in a backpack, and blow out my aromatherapy candles so we can go."
Skateboarder: "Why is the plastic dyed purple with swirls of yellow around the shiny silver buckles?"
Fruit Booter: "I've yet to determine my own sexual orientation!"
(The skateboarder, disgusted with his acquaintance's poor judgement and apparent lifestyle confusion, exits the scene)
by Michael is March 25, 2007
Get the fruit booter mug.To expel flatulence while in motion, or to flatulate while stationary and immediately disperse as to prevent people from knowing you are the farter. This occurs frequently in large crowds. Also known as a cropdust.
Toot = to fart or flatulate
Boot = to walk, or walk away
Toot = to fart or flatulate
Boot = to walk, or walk away
Watch out, don't go over there. I just tooted and booted."
Aww, geese, Mike totally just tooted and booted."
Those guys are so annoying. I should stroll by and toot and boot.
Aww, geese, Mike totally just tooted and booted."
Those guys are so annoying. I should stroll by and toot and boot.
by TurboDream17 November 7, 2010
Get the tooted and booted mug.Getting so high or "Zooted" that boots magically appear on your feet and you physically get "Booted" in the air.
by AYE FAM October 22, 2010
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