When you are in the middle of sexual relations and your alarm goes off and you have to stop what you are doing to try and shut it off. This is only made worse when you think that you turned it off but you hit the snooze button instead and several minutes later it goes off again, thus interrupting your sexual liaison AGAIN. At this point, the alarm clock is usually either unplugged or just thrown across the room.
Bob: "Dude, last night I was getting it on with Jo when the alarm clock went off for no reason. I had to stop what I was doing and try to shut it off."
Andy: "Man, it sounds like you got 'Clock Blocked'
Andy: "Man, it sounds like you got 'Clock Blocked'
by What About Bob January 23, 2013
i couldn't get my mcthing on because a bus load of oldsters was cramming the counters and completely kroc blocking my stuff.
a geo prizm broke down in the drive thru lane and kroc blocked the hell out of us.
a geo prizm broke down in the drive thru lane and kroc blocked the hell out of us.
by lexicali slim September 16, 2009
by bbwloverjoe September 30, 2007
by Alabama Atheist August 20, 2006
A term refering to when you are on chatroulette and you finally find a girl willing to show you here tits, but her roomate is in the room and wont leave.
by I blame team reade April 28, 2011
When one fails to summon the powers to urinate and ends up standing there feeling stupid. Usually brought on when in public urinals with a lot of people around.
Mike - Oh sweet you're back, man you took your time in there.
James - I had to look convincing, I didn't end up pissing at all.
Mike - What? What happened?
James - I had pisser's block.
James - I had to look convincing, I didn't end up pissing at all.
Mike - What? What happened?
James - I had pisser's block.
by faldok March 28, 2012
A measure of health in the game MADNESS: Project Nexus.
In-game, a Corpus can be damaged until it is empty, which then it is vurnurable to be broken if it is hit again. If you aren't hit for a period of time, your Corpus will regenerate; This can be sped up by dealing damage. Broken Corpus are lost until you can reach a medkit or a certain point. Losing all of your Corpus will usually result in being incapacitated.
Most adequate people can get up to three, but on average two is more likely, and for the especially frail people, one. It can also be viewed as a direct measurement of your ability to get up after sustaining a lot of injury. Additional Corpus blocks past five can be achieved by wearing stronger armor, or simply getting a lot stronger*
Can also be shortened to just "Corpus"
*Maxing out at Four
In-game, a Corpus can be damaged until it is empty, which then it is vurnurable to be broken if it is hit again. If you aren't hit for a period of time, your Corpus will regenerate; This can be sped up by dealing damage. Broken Corpus are lost until you can reach a medkit or a certain point. Losing all of your Corpus will usually result in being incapacitated.
Most adequate people can get up to three, but on average two is more likely, and for the especially frail people, one. It can also be viewed as a direct measurement of your ability to get up after sustaining a lot of injury. Additional Corpus blocks past five can be achieved by wearing stronger armor, or simply getting a lot stronger*
Can also be shortened to just "Corpus"
*Maxing out at Four
Sanford: Crap, I lost a Corpus Block back there.
Deimos: Hey, that's why we have three! I'll tell you if we see any medkits around.
Deimos: Hey, that's why we have three! I'll tell you if we see any medkits around.
by T.L-Hank June 19, 2023