When you’re alone farting under a blanket but then someone lifts up the blanket and gets blasted in the face by your stench
“Man, I was letting them rip in bed last night and then Brent tried to get under the covers and got hit so hard by my Dutch Oven Blaster that he gagged!”
by Gilbra DeCaturd September 04, 2021
An enormously large, obnoxious and sound-polluting audio system, most frequently found in small, compact or sub-compact cars. Typically these vehicles have sub-woofers that are larger than their wheels and batteries that are larger than their engines. They are often found at the side of a road and in need of electrical servicing - such as a ninth replacement of their alternator. It is said that these vehicles can be sexually gratifying to certain females and some women have been known to leave their man in favor of such high power equipment.
by Shanedog62 September 19, 2017
by Bussy1234 March 21, 2024
An individual who is always down to have a good time and be hilarious. A Blaster Is not judgmental and above all is absolutely NOT boring.
by master blast February 28, 2022
by mr optimus prime February 04, 2024
by BigmeatPete April 26, 2016
by Delta54 June 22, 2019