Gentleman's Kiss

A soft kiss on the side of a man's scrotum as a greeting or show of appreciation. In some parts of the world, two kisses are given...one on either side (ie, Paris, Barcelona, etc.). A gentleman's kiss has also been used as a form of apology.

Gentleman #1: "Hey man. Sorry I ate the last of your Kashi cereal. Gentleman's kiss?"
Gentleman #2: "Yup."

by A True Gentleman November 10, 2010

gentleman's relish

The soft, slightly cheesy material found underneath the foreskin of the penis; smegma

"Pass me a Q-tip so I can clean out the gentleman's relish from beneath my foreskin...."

by Politically Incorrect Schmuck June 14, 2006

gentleman's clock weights

The southerly appendages of the male reproductive system, contained within the nad bag, and known to swing back and forth, not unlike the clock weights in a grandfather clock.

Eric to Harold in the 1981 Brokeback classic, Chariots Of Fire: "I do so hope this running ends soon Harold old chap. My gentleman's clock weights are chaffed redder than a baboons arse!"

by Fatlad August 17, 2007

gentleman

A man that crawls on his hands and knees in the sand and leaves five tracks.

Tommy Lee is a gentleman.

by B.J. Clinton November 25, 2006

Gentleman Theif

A Rouge, someone who is crafty and slick. Even in theifery, the lowest of the low he is smooth and higher than most

You are such a Gentleman Theif!

You took that watch like a true Gentleman Theif

by John November 15, 2004

The Gentleman's Club

A hilarious Movie filled with poop, stunts, cock'n balls, skits, and more poop.

Guy 1: dude, I fucken love the gentleman's club dude!

Guy 2: I know dude! it's fucken rad!

by Brandon Munro February 17, 2007

gentleman

n/adj
1. A man who lifts weights excessively, ferociously,
and with the intent of gaining mass and strength. 2. A man who
consumes protein daily. 3. A man who murders. 4. Richard Greico.

1. He is a gentleman.
2. He is very gentlemanly.
3. Gentle. Gentle.
4. Give him a gentle death.

by Mikey T February 28, 2005