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Benjamin

someone who is really gay. not a bit gay, *really* gay. they also often tackle boys to the ground as an excuse to sit on top of them.
person 1: benjamin
person 2: he’s gay
by yeetz72 May 28, 2022
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benjamin ma

- Spends more than 4 hours each day sitting on the toilet, without removing his pants, with no intention of actually going to the toilet, although for some reason still insists on tearing off dozens of pieces of toilet paper and flushing them as part of his ‘cover’
- Eats warm garbage before coming in to school each morning
- Types with two fingers, as hard as possible
- Rolls over on Classmates whenever anything goes wrong and sits in the middle of the bus
- Occasionally gets caught jerking off in the fire stairwell (weirdo)
- Models his haircut on members from the band ‘bald boys united ’
- Obsessive overuse of the words ‘your mom’ and ‘leo’
- Has no friends
- Bares a striking resemblance to ‘The Hamburgular”
- Stores his semen (from his numerous daily stairwell jerk offs) in Dixie cups, with the intention of one day raising an unholy army of ‘little bennys’ to do his bidding
- Has every moment of tenz twitch stream watched
- Occasionally murders fat Asian children and hides them underneath his bed
Devin: That benjamin ma guy is so good at throwing, right?
Navi: What do you mean? He cant even throw the ball 10 yards!
Devin: I meant "throwing" in valorant.
Navi: OHHHH!!! That makes much more sense!
by Ash Hull December 4, 2022
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Benjamin Webb Method

The Benjamin Webb method was created by the unknown geometry dash player that goes under the name of Benjamin Webb. The method was created on Thursday 28th November 2019 at 20:40. The method consists on using your phenomenal gaming skills to achieve what was thought to be impossible in the gaming world. On that day Benjamin Webb thought the world how the method works. First of all you need to open the game you wish to use the method on and then <redacted> the <redacted> you can <redacted> on <redacted>. You must be careful, the <redacted> must be on <redacted>. Not <redacted> nor <redacted>. If someone asks you for a full <redacted> please upload a cut <redacted> of the full <redacted> and say <redacted> didnt let you <redacted> the full <redacted>. The quality must be the <redacted> as possible and the <redacted> must be <redacted> with <redacted>.
-"man I can't pass this level..."
-"just use the Benjamin Webb Method"
by P1LLR May 24, 2021
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Benjamin

Benjamin is usually a tall, but small guy. He sometimes has brown hair, but other times he has blonde, black, or gray hair. He might be the most talented guy in the ‘sports’ team, but he isn’t very athletic and is considered pretty bad by most. So bad in fact, he is actually bad at sports. A Benjamin doesn’t like food, but he eats a lot. He doesn’t like music very much, but really likes to listen to it daily. He runs track, but he can’t run. Benjamin’s are pretty cool, but sometimes not. I don’t really know. Benjamin’s are usually British, but sometimes American.
Queen of England: “Jolly, is that a Benjamin?”

Prince of Wales: “No, it’s just a lamppost my Queen.”
by GuntherHafabathn November 23, 2021
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Benjamin

Benjamin is the best guy you can meet. If you're his girlfriend, you're the luckiest girl on earth. When you ask for chocolate, he brings you chocolate, if you go in a restaurant or to the cinema, he pays for you. For others he is quiet and maybe you think he is a nerd or something. But when you get to know him, he shows you how he really is. He is funny, loving, sexy and amazing!! He has only a few friends but he can trust them, and they can trust you. If you're his girlfriend he's gonna treat you like princess, like HIS princess.
I love you Benjamin!!
by luna3006 January 4, 2017
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benjamin y pou

Dude that broke the instagram like feature on first day of internship.
Now does weekly "tutorials" on math. Gets everyone to clone his instagram fork on github
But man what beautiful fingers.
If I had a pedicure I could benjamin y pou that site
by big globeee November 11, 2021
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Benjamin

A fucking dick ass cunt rapist bitch whore. He sucks. Don't trust a Benjamin. They either manipulate you or want your boobs. They suck.
Penis ranges from 1-2 inches
Benjamin? Yeah, he touched a kid.
by timlover99 January 30, 2024
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