by nannnnnnnnnnnnn and ballllllll November 5, 2020

People started laughing at the has been sexiest guy/girl.
Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?
Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody would like that squishy faced, diamond eyed, spaghetti noodled Western retard if they knew who he was.
Guy- I know what you're trying to say dude, I understand your language. I never get any joy from things like this either, there is nothing funny about it, I am with you no matter what, I will always be loyal to you as your friend. I must choose this option, even though I'm not dumb, even though I know there are other options, I still choose this because even though I'm not the only person who doesnt have much self confidence, I still try to fuck with people who are trying by telling them about their arrogance even if they're humble and modest people.
Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?
Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody would like that squishy faced, diamond eyed, spaghetti noodled Western retard if they knew who he was.
Guy- I know what you're trying to say dude, I understand your language. I never get any joy from things like this either, there is nothing funny about it, I am with you no matter what, I will always be loyal to you as your friend. I must choose this option, even though I'm not dumb, even though I know there are other options, I still choose this because even though I'm not the only person who doesnt have much self confidence, I still try to fuck with people who are trying by telling them about their arrogance even if they're humble and modest people.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

by soimactuallyobsessedokbye July 11, 2023

by Can of springed worms April 19, 2025

Phrase used mostly by men to express that one has never felt a certain degree of intimacy with another person, in reference to what they are feeling now for someone.
by MyNiggah July 7, 2014

Grandma: So is your cousin okay with you liking boys.
Grandson: Yes, Grandma she takes up for me.
Grandma: Now why would she do that?
Grandson: I don't know she just understands I guess.
Gradma: Is she a Lez-been?
Grandson: Yes, Grandma she takes up for me.
Grandma: Now why would she do that?
Grandson: I don't know she just understands I guess.
Gradma: Is she a Lez-been?
by hoohhaal May 8, 2011

A popular phrase used on social media about a song that flopped/didn't do very well. The poster will liken the song to Sabrina Carpenter's smash hit "Espresso" which catapulted her career. Often times this is used sarcastically or ironically.
OP: *posts video of Nicki Minaj Super Bass*
Caption: this could've been her espresso
Comment: baby this was the coffee bean delete this
Caption: this could've been her espresso
Comment: baby this was the coffee bean delete this
by Hay18 May 17, 2025
