somewhere in the haze got a sense ive been betrayed

the most beautiful line ever written

“taylor swift is shit” - npc
“somewhere in the haze got a sense ive been betrayed” - a god

“nevermind”

by taylor’s left toe November 27, 2022

Time Has Not Been Kind To These Celebs

that ad we get on urban dictionary that has that ugly cringy woman in the picture. but if you think about it it is true time really hasnt been giving a shit about these people

Oh my goones shes so fucking ugly
"well Time Has Not Been Kind To These Celebs"

by tecopux September 15, 2022

Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?

Translation: Have you ever been fucked in the ass without lube?

Leroy: Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?
Carl: $20 is $20 and we’re in a recession.

by goldengrey1776 May 31, 2024

shouldve been mercy

bro u should have been mercy now we all died what a noob you should learn how this game works

Human 1: you shouldve been mercy
Human 2: no
Human 1: *literally dies*

by Urine_Trouble November 23, 2022

been this far

Phrase used mostly by men to express that one has never felt a certain degree of intimacy with another person, in reference to what they are feeling now for someone.

Bro: Man, I've never been this far
Bro 2: Damn, you must really like the girl

by MyNiggah July 08, 2014

I've been

Not doing good or bad, you're just alive.

"How have you been?"
"I've been"

by FailedDrugTest September 15, 2021

Been there twice

Meaning you won’t ever return from one visit because it was horrible. So this visit was both your first and you last one.

Ronnie: Did you go to the new store?

Agnes: yeah Ronnie. Been there twice....my first time and my last.

by Burlbb June 28, 2018