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Beaker Moment

Named after the Muppet character Beaker, a Beaker Moment is a series of actions that a normally level headed individual will exhibit when reaching a heightened level of stress or agitation without being able to constructively control the outburst or by failing to seek assistance in dealing with an increasingly convoluted situation.

The end result can encompass adverse, out-of-character, uncontrolled outburst in the form of incoherent mutterings and sounds, accompanied by aggressive, multi-directional emails that incite and spin up other parties often spurring on inquisitive looks and head scratchings.

Ultimately a very uncharacteristic outburst of outright frustration, paranoia, and severe agitation.
"Joe, I need you to help Ryan control his outbursts. He got overwhelmed in a production meeting and had a Beaker Moment that got everyone's attention."
by HSecurity February 5, 2010
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Beaker tweaker

That is the biggest beaker tweaker I have e we seen.
by Lover of all things furry April 22, 2017
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Beano Salad

A combination of bodily fluids consisting of spit, cum, period blood, and shit. Then eaten out of gaping asshole
Man, imma need some beano salad right now
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The Beacon

1) A resteraunt in Spartanburg, SC. The resteraunt is mostly famous for it's (very) sweet beacon iced tea. They also have a lot of greasy food there. Even their salads are greasy. They also have good ice cream there. They are also famous for employee JC Strobel, whose famous catchphrase "CALL IT!" which he yells out when it is someone's turn to order. Instead of ordering a "deluxe" plate, they call it an "a-plenty."

2) A really good resteraunt in Spartanburg, SC. Enough said.
"I got a chili cheese a-plenty at the beacon."

Mom "I think they put way too much sugar in their tea at the beacon"
Me "Nonsense. I love it."

Out of towner "Who's that guy who keeps yelling 'Call it?'"
Me "That's JC Strobel, he's an essential cornerstone of the beacon."
by Shredding Freakenstein99 March 29, 2012
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Bird Beakin'

Press bare butt cheecks up against window, make sure some unsuspecting person is on the other side and the deficate (poop) just enough to leave a mark on the window then inhale the shit back into your butthole "bird beak"
Do it on a windshield when someone in the driver seat. Bird Beakin'
by Arome69/Dj June 15, 2012
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Beak

Beak is another name for a dickhead or a wanker
Your a fucking beak
His a beak
Why is she being a beak for?
by lexiibabes-x February 14, 2012
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The Beak

An unbetable fearse creature when it comes to talking. This creature poseses the power to keep talking at all times. It will help punk Jorhoes at any time a Jorhoe attacks verbaly.
The Beak attacked a Jorhoe verbaly a week before he was fired
by JFP PRODUCTIONS June 11, 2006
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