Lumo bastard

A lollypop man/woman with one of them lumo fluorescent jackets on, that just happens to be a real Cunt to everyone that isnt an adult.

"ya fuckin lumo bastard ye"
"Lumo bastard"
Lumo" or "Loomow

by Dexterslab May 13, 2011

Bastard child

Justin katerburg

Any child born out out of marriage. Not including Scandinavians.

Toowelloo: hey Justin! Stop compulsively lying about everything. You're a bastard child so it's understandable

Justin: no dude my dad was a pro snowboarder in the 80's

Tyrone: sure. Then he had to quit to deal with the bastard child that you are

Justin: sobs

by Niggly4637 January 06, 2014

trippy bastard

Used to represent a person who is trippin you out when your high on drugs

Oi you trippy bastard

by Ben April 01, 2005

horny bastard

Namely, Alexander Schussler. Attends school at Rutgers Newark and loves to do anything with an orafice. Craves sex and food 24/7.

That horny bastard will spread his cock milk on any bitch with 2 legs!

by RU-Newark February 22, 2007

Bastard marks

1.) When you take your moms car (usually automatic and front wheel drive) and drive in y our back yard on the lawn after your dad had spent hours mowing. You come to a stop at one end and put it in nuetral. You rev the motor loud and high and drop it into gear, you proceed to tear up the grass leaving long brown streaks of dirt and continue untill tire spinning stops, you then pull over and measure the marks by walking over them and counting your steps, you then compare it to last weeks.

Eric: You ready to do some bastard marks? My mom just left with my dad.
Alex: Aw hell ya!

Continuation:...
Corolla: BWaaAaaAAaaAAaaAAAAaaAAaa....
Eric: That was Awesome!!! 93 Feet!!!!
Alex: Thats 3 feet better then last week! YEA!!!!
Erics dad 3 hours later: What the fuck is that in the back yard?
Eric: Like those bastard marks?!?
Erics Dad: *shakes head in dissapointment*
Eric: Oh, you love it! * He then looks at his mom and pushes her* what!? What!? you want some? you want some? ya thats right, what you lookin at?

by Its mE Alex January 10, 2006

bastard belly

an insult to a woman who is pregnant and does not know who the "bastard" in her belly belongs to because she is such a whore.

Sheila is a dirty whore, she's pregnant now and has no idea who the father is. She's just another bitch with a bastard belly.

by abndad77 June 11, 2008

bastard child

Child born with unwed parents or with a father that isn't mothers husband.

Martha had an affair with her co-worker and had a bastard child.

by doggy t December 12, 2006