A synonym of Dwarf Dolphin,

To be called a Brandon is to be EXTREMELY talented at the electric guitar. To also have an undeniable love for Iron Maiden and men.

Man that Brandon is amazing, he wrote Ice Fall!

You...Dwarf dolphin!

Brandon by Dr blank January 2, 2012

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Brandon

A backstabbing cunt who will do/say anything to have sex with you. He will eventually emotionally destroy you and repeat this cycle with other women.

You keep leading me on, Brandon. But I know what you've been doing last night with that fat ass bitch.

Brandon by steelness July 7, 2011

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Brandon

A nasty, fat justin beiber who did your mom and didnt tell you when you where in the basement playing gamecube

Brandon and your mom had sex and you don't know

Brandon by brontosaurusCWIKLO July 8, 2011

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Brandon

A morally bad person who considers cheating on his girl friend and flirting with other girls, just an overall douche bag who also steals.

Brandon should just fuck himself because thats the only good that would come from himself

Brandon by dontbeafucker August 4, 2011

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