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Cheesy Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of shitting inside of your partner's vagina while she has a yeast infection, then mercilessly fucking the shit out of her (Literally)
Variations include:
Vanilla Alabama Hot Pocket, Also can be combined with the Dirty Sanchez (depending on how fucking sick you are), Alabama Hot Pocket de Italiano
That bitch don't wash her pussy so I gave her a cheesy Alabama Hot Pocket.
by Frankie-Four-Fingers November 4, 2007
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Alabama Pit Stop

The act of stopping for gas at a southern convenience store/gas station. Catagorized by the purchase of inexpensive gas station items such as Mexican style candy, sales papers, boiled peanuts, novelty air fresheners, and scratch and win lottery tickets (where available). May also include a trip to the shitter or condom dispenser.
Passenger: Make an Alabama pit stop over at that speedy mart.

Driver: Why?

Passenger: I want to get a can of Skoal and some gummi worms.
by Rocky Skyline November 4, 2009
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Alabama Snot Rocket

The act of ejaculating into a girls nose, then waiting for her to sneeze it back into your mouth.
Last night I tried my first Alabama snot rocket and I can still taste the exquisite flavor combo!
by TinyPocketRocket March 11, 2020
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Alabama Crab Slapper

The act of holding a girl from behind like a wheelbarrow, you then insert your penis and start slapping her ass so she goes around the room like a wheelbarrow race.
Chanda-My arms are tired from last night.
Myna-Why?
Chanda-My bf performed the Alabama Crab Slapper on me all night.
Myna-Oh I love that!
by The Scarecrow December 15, 2007
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Smelly arab

A smelly arab is another way of saying your smelly, but in aracist way
Person 1 : Ewww u smell
Person 2 : Do i?
Person 1 : Yes you smelly arab
by fannylicker April 19, 2005
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Alabama Hayride

When you braid your facial hair into a dildo and proceed to use it during sexual intercourse.
Suzy is dating a guy that looks like he was in ZZ Top, I heard one night he offered to give her an Alabama hayride.
by H8breeder May 16, 2010
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Alabama Plungering

An act where you anal fuck somebody with a recently used plunger.
I came home one day and my dog was Alabama Plungering my farrot.
by mials January 19, 2011
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