sparkle anus

A bedazzled anus

Dude she had that sparkle anus shit hurt my dick

by 90 foot vagina May 3, 2014

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animal anus

animus

Friend 1: How do you shorten animal anus?

Friend 2: Animus

by ElectricLife September 21, 2014

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Tickle in the anus

To be a constant or great annoyance to a single or a group of individuals.

That kid won't stop coming over and trying to talk to us.

I know he's such a tickle in the anus!

I hate when Joe sticks my borrowed pencil up his nose and then tries to return it to me.

I feel you bro, he's such a tickle in the anus.

by Alejandro December 7, 2014

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Miles's Anus

Most commonly known as "something no one wants to see". It is a pencil sharpener conveniently located in the rear of Miles. If you ever encounter Miles's Anus you may experience eye bleeding and other forms of torturous responses.

I've heard that in some countries Miles's Anus is a form of death penalty.

by Bill Murray July 20, 2016

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Anus saxophone

A fart so musically tuned it has a similar sound to a saxophone.

This can be caused by:

1: Being able to play a musical instrument amazingly well.

2: Playing the sax while eating beans or sprouts.

Not many cases of this have been discovered as of yet.

"Ooh Christ I just made an anus saxophone! Jesus, what a smell! It's like tear gas! I'm going to be sick! Oh well, it sounds very nice."

by Boxyboxyman October 3, 2014

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anus on a stick

When a person is not just an ass, but has managed to go beyond being and ass and as a result has a stick so far up their anus they have become an anus on a stick.

Wtf, that girl is such an anus on a stick.
How can she be such an anus on a stick, that stick is so far up her anus.
That bitch is an anus on a stick she cannot even put it out.

by totalasshat January 29, 2017

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