if it ain't broke, then break it

A goofy spoof of the motto “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it “.

Guy 1: I got a new Tv!
Guy 2: if it ain’t broke, then break it!
Guy 1: wait nooo!
*Guy 2 breaks the tv*
if it ain't broke, then break it

by Your Average Stupid Meme Fan March 7, 2023

Ain't nah

Definitely no.

Can you do my math homework?
Ain't nah, especially after you punched me in the face this morning.

by teemaster112 February 3, 2023

Ain't no sense like bought sense

This means that anything that you learn a life lesson from (that also costs you money); you will NEVER let it happen to you again.
For example..Loaning someone money a second time when they didn't pay you back the first time. Or getting the same girl pregnant twice when she told you she was on birth control..Now you are paying child support TWICE.
Or catching an STD from trusting someone who has told you "You're the only one I have had sex with." Meanwhile, you are spending money on doctor visits and antibiotics.

Man, I promise you I won't sleep with her again! She lied and said she was on the pill. Ain't no sense like bought sense!

by T. Breeze Rawst April 18, 2022

Ain't no Wiggity

When shit don't make sense

Ain't no wiggity I shouldn't have died right there!!!

by YoboiTG January 18, 2021

Bitch ain't dying

A bitch may want to experience death but a bitch don't want to die that way

"A bitch ain't dying like that"

by Biggaytime September 18, 2019

Ain't

Not a word 0)Some nincompoop thought they'd try to put "are" and "not" together into one nonsensical word! GRRRR!

Ain't Ain't a word and you Ain't going to catch me saying it!

by brainified November 1, 2023

Bit Ballsy Ain't We

Having Extremely Large Balls But you Dont have Cancer.

Friend 1:Hey Guys Lets Play Chicken.
Friend 2:Bit Ballsy Ain't we now.
Friend 1:So you in or not?

by ARKed Elements November 18, 2020