anarchist

A person who does not believe in government, and will actively protest (in their case see riot/vandalize). Characteristics is wearing mostly black, optional baseball cap, with a black mask covering (official term unkown to poster, looks like a skimask without a mouth hole) and is versed in taking their black t-shirts and improvising a mask as well. Pants are usually made by dickies (Reason: very supportive of unions)

Victims in thier vandalism are usually businesses, but will go after a Starbuck's like flies to honey. Also known to be very persuasive in sharing their belief, accept or get the crap beat out of you.

Easy way to handle an anarchist put a sign in front of the local police station covering the police logo that says "Starbucks served here" and watch the fun begin.

Anarchist at a rally: We need to get rid of the government and capitalism! Wait, my cellphone is going off... hello? oh Mike! yeah sure I'll meet you at dickies to get knew jeans!"

by Necronner October 4, 2007

anarcho-tyranny

a space initially and ostensibly operating on a principle of anarchism or leaderlessness, in which the political functions are gradually usurped by an assertive elite, who become the tyrants

Towards the end of its brief and inglorious existence, the clown world that was CHAZ degenerated into outright anarcho-tyranny.

by Old Phardt January 8, 2023

anarchronism

An anachronism injected into a conversation for the sole purpose of creating chaos.

"So, what's up?"
"Debating Thomas Jefferson on the merits of pole dancing."
"What an anarchronism!"

by czarrie January 17, 2007

anarcho socialism

A redundant phrase. The anarchist movement has always had socialist tendencies, beginning with Proudhon ("Property is theft") to the modern era. Even the most "capitalistic" - the individualist anarchists of 19th century America - rejected capitalism as a system of state-granted privileges to wealthy land-owners.

The "anarcho"-capitalists of Murray Rothbard and the like stem more directly from the classical liberal tradition than any movement that represents the anarchist tradition. While Rothbard did take influence from the Boston Individualist Anarchists, he had essentially flipped the entire doctrine on its head, transforming it into apologetics for the status quo economy.

"an"cap: hey, anarcho socialist! let's smash the state together! anarcho socialism and anarcho capitalism can coexist! anarchism with adjectives!

anarchist: your ideology is an oxymoron.

by Wooooaaaaaahhhhh bruh January 2, 2019

Anarchy in the U.K.

a classic tavern song that will always turn some heads. Often considered to be the first punk rock song ever, it isn't. It's the first hit by the Sex Pistols, who were not the first punk rock band (the Ramones were). This song was intentially provocative and still is to those people who don't know it or don't understand punk.

Megadeth and Motley Crue have covered "Anarchy in the U.K." in the late 80s.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 9, 2008

anarchist

A hypocrite. Someone who will most likely vote in his/her lifetime. Someone who believes that government should be abolished, yet will support the party that wishes to enlarge the government the most, simply because that party has no morals. Anarchists are idiots, who don't realize that no government never works, and have no admirable traits, so they wish to inflict pain in everyone else.

An Anarchist shot himself.

by Achped July 12, 2003

anarchy

The best form of government...on paper. It doesn't work because the only result is crime. You get mugged, robbed of whatever you own, and it's your choice to have no protection.
Also: Having someone else make everything for you, and never having to pay for it. Not understanding why people stop making things for you.

Darwinism? Except there's not even order.

by JuanValdez February 2, 2004