august 10

august 10 is national ask a girl out day… go ask a girl out!

hey it’s august 10, will you be my gf/bf

by lillie382892 August 7, 2021

August 12

August 12 is national bf day !!!

august 12th is national bf day!! go hangout with your bf and get him things

by i lovely boyfriend<3 August 12, 2021

August 24 national distick day

distick short for This Dck

John: Hey Mike, did you hear it's August 24 national distick day?

Mike: What's distick?

John: Can distick fit in your mouth.

by Daddy Father August 24, 2021

August 29

The day a queen was born. The funniest,prettiest,sassiest, kindest girl was born on this day.

Boy: When’s your birthday

Girl:August 29
Boy:Ohh so thats why your so awesome

by 29wild horse November 23, 2021

August 27

Your crush will kiss you day,

Basically your crush will kiss you

Person 1: OMG!!! It's August 27th!!
Person 2: So?
Person 1: It means your crush will kiss you!!!
Person 2: OMGGG YAY!

by Colesprouseishot April 25, 2022

Angus

A nice brand of beef, and a great guitar player for a great band, AC/DC.

Let's eat some angus and listen to AC/DC.

by pee pee June 19, 2003

Augusto Pinochet

A humble Chilean helicopter ride salesman.

I saw Augusto Pinochet offer free helicopter rides at the local lesbian dance theory class at my community college the other day. For some strange reason, there are less blue haired people these days.

by Samsara22 March 29, 2017