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The Brown Snake

The colloquial name for the mighty Brisbane River, a river whose chocolatey brown appearance would inspire the envy of the candy man himself, William Wonka.

Legend has it the river got its infamous colour from the lack of amenities further upstream in Ipswich, though this is to be doubted since toilets have existed in Ipswich since at least 1866 during the reign of Sir John Murphy MBE. I personally believe they just do it for shits and gigs because Ipswich is full of crackheads.
"G'day cob, d'ya hear 'bout tha lil' fella who fell in the brown snake the other day?"
"Leave me alone Darren."
"Got his toes bitten of by a bull, mate. Ambos said there wasn't enough penicillin in the whole of Brissy so they just chucked him back in"
by majesticasf November 17, 2021
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lock snakes

When two dudes wrap their flacid members around each other like two ends of a twist tie and wait for them to become erect so they can start bouncin'
My boy can lock snakes so hard, it's like his johnson is jointed.
by Just_R June 9, 2018
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dueling snakes

The act where a friend and yourself whip out one's penis and slap it on someone's passed out face at the same time.
Guy 1- "Whoa...John passed out again, wanna give him the dueling snakes...no homo?"

Guy 2- "Sure bro, it's what he gets for drinking the rest of my whiskey anyways"
by lolololol40 January 23, 2011
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suck a snake

Sly term meant to say slurping on a meat pole.
Mom: Hey Jerry, can you take out the trash?
Jerry: No mom, go suck a snake
by BlackyChan69 June 5, 2016
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Snake Woman

A female who has been toying with your heart. She played you and your emotions. *coughT.E.R.A.L.K." This type of female is considered to be like Medusa. At first, she was beautiful, then she became..a Snake Woman.
L: "OMG, Monica didn't text me back. I even paid the dinner bill!"
T: "Really. Dam Son."
J: "That bish is a Snake Woman."
by GokuThunda December 4, 2015
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Booty Snake

A term used to refer to a penis.
Damn! Tyrone whipped out his booty snake and I was like whaaaaa?
by Mr. Bigbird July 12, 2011
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Bag of snakes

nova scotia, Canada; bad, meaning very bad, never a good thing, crazy, unwanted, can be used as an adjective or a verb.
She is a crazy bag of Snakes!!!
by Nova Scotia Scholar October 28, 2006
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