Brat Rat

From the Old English, from Middle Latin: Rattus Brattidilosus

(n) 1. A creature resembling a rat in character; female. Most likely to be a younger sister, although not limited to. However said sibling is not of the same genus, likely being a half breed. Typically selfish and a sluggard. Has no regard for cleanliness or basic time management. Takes great sadistic pleasure in irritating people; targets siblings especially. Similarly, under duress, all individuals – good and innocent people - in its immediate vicinity are liable to receive physical and verbal catharsis.

Speaks an uncommon dialect of English: Brattish. Typical expressions include: “gimme now”; “say that again and stab you with this fork”; “I hate you”; “no, you are!”. It also produces banshee-like noises; particularly woeful wailing whilst yawning. Scientists are still working to determine whether this is another mode of communication.

Spends an inglorious amount of time on the social networking website: Facebook. Otherwise referred to in Brattish as: ‘my entire life’. Scientists have concluded that this is because whilst dwelling within the confines of her den, her entire sentience is possessed with only what other people are doing as she has no interests of her own.

“'Tis a better thing I do, to burn brat rats...”
~ Charles Dickens on Brat Rats

“Mysterious fiends, those brat rats – one supposeth they spawn from the depths of Hades' Tartarus. These creatures cannot be o’ moral in origin.”
~ From Plato’s dialogues

by lolamuffins December 7, 2010

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Rat packed

Getting jumped for being a faulty gang member

“Man, Tyrone got rat packed by them crips yesterday”.

“Watch out Kev, don’t get rat packed”

by Stop Motion Steve December 6, 2019

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Luggage rat

Someone who lurks in your luggage. Sometimes invited. A kind of stowaway

“I wish I were going to Costa Rica with you Kendra :( “
“You can come as my luggage rat! ;) “

by Lil’ Marco December 22, 2018

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Rat possum

First you take the rat then add a posom, then it becomes really awesome.

Rat possom! (Ooh-ooh)
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Is it rat or possom, I don’t know

I’m making this up as I go
And If the merging doesn’t work
Then they’ll both start to smirk
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Rat possom! (Ooh-oo. h)
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If the rat doesn’t cooperate
Turn it into wire that is great
Rat wire! (Ooh-ooh)
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If the possum isn’t awesome
Then hit it with a blossom

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RAT POSSOM! (cha cha cha)
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first you take a rat, then a possum, then it becomes freakin awesome. This is called a rat possum.

by daddycomebackwithmilkyplz June 3, 2021

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Rat-Gobloid

A person related to Aabel Sonn. Someone with features similar to a trolls from Lord of the Rings.

Jeff Bezos looks like a Rat-Gobloid with that bald head

by henno27 November 19, 2022

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Water Rats

a bitch of a stand owned by some sans wanna-be.
originated off a large roblox-jojo community, specifically the sub-community of JoJo's Alternative Universe, as a fanmade stand in the game's creation engine.

A: "hey you heard of Water Rats?"
B: "no."

by someurbanv December 31, 2020

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