Christmas Noob

A type of noob, invading online games in large groups, appearing at Christmas morning. They are typically kids who just received the game as a Christmas present, skipped singleplayer/campaign, and went straight to multiplayer. Generally unskilled, prone to camping and getting shot, making them delicious targets in FPS.

Easily recognized, as most servers will fill up with players with the lowest rank / level.
by Jonny B. Good December 25, 2009
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noob h4x0r

One who is new a hacking into computer information. One who uses popular, cheap, and easy programs to hack into information.
What a noob h4x0r, he uses Optix Pro to hack people. Lol!
by Jimmy Lindley May 22, 2005
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Minecraft noob

A Minecraft noob is someone who is new to minecraft, and does not know much about it. Some examples are, but not limited to
-Thinking Redstone is rubies.
-Tries to make coal/lapis tools
-Goes out at night with leather armor and a wooden sword
-Makes a dirt house
-Tries to punch stone
-Gladly trades his diamonds for gold
-Digs straight down/up
Here is an example of a Minecraft Noob:
Rockee3: Yay i found diamonds!
Simba94: Cool. Say, ive got this gold pickaxe.
Rockee3: Ok, I'll trade you my 7 diamonds for your golden pick.
Simba94: Ok, *throws pick*
Rockee3:*throws diamonds*
Simba94 (to himself): Gee, what a noob
by 2k>EA14 August 20, 2013
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noob safari

a term refering to there being a bunch of noobs in one given location.

Or, an insult (with very little supporting evidence) suggesting that if you were on safari, you would shoot that person.

Coined by "Smiley". It was originally a Halo game where one team of greater skill would ride in Warthogs and assault the noobs on ground who only carried pistols.
Porthos: Dude, this place is a noob safari.

Smiley: Dude, stop being such a noob safari.
by Craigward January 23, 2007
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Noob Day

A day for the noobs of the world to come together and celebrate their noobness. Its is celebrated on May 23rd!
Happy Noob Day
by Anny nominus May 10, 2021
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Noob-Act

An act performed that immediately deems the procurer an absolute Noob or a flat out arse-hole, Either he has no Idea what he's doing, or he's intentionally feeding, Ks'ing a sure kill, etc.

In either case, all Respect is lost and only regained upon the passing of 7 times. On the eve of the 7th day all respect must be returned.

This is a predominately HoN (Heroes of Newerth) related term.

The only other redemption of the Noob-Act is a single handed Genocide or Annihilation, consisting mainly of your influence.
FLASHINATOR: Freakin' Dogged me you Jerk, then you turn around and steal my Kill; then leave me to die... total Noob act.

B345T`M0D3: I earned that man i was tanking that whole time, i need kills some how.

FLASHINATOR: I don't want to hear it; he was stunned for 5 seconds already and then you waste your stun to finish him instead of disabling the carry; it was a total freakin' Noob-Act...
by B345T M0D3 November 01, 2010
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Noob much?

A common slur in the prankgang for complete imbeciles who suck at videogames. The slur is often followed with the famous "XD" to aggravate the slur.
*Preben gets knifed in counter strike*

Ingame chat: "Noob much?"
Ingame chat: "XD"
*Preben leaves the game*
by icewalla June 24, 2020
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