long branch

where the jews kome ta chill for the summer. & if you been to lb before you know that any street between joline ave & broadway is the hood. (2nd ave,3rd ave,4th ave,rockwell ave,liberty ave,5th ave North and South,6th ave North and South,7th ave South,Morris Ave & the projekts of woodrow wilson. Lokated on high street & west end ave. It turned into a riot,gang,drugs and gun violent type a plase but I love violense so its sweet to live there. Lb has the rich hood,pier village & elberon. But people trashed pier already.its the 2nd baddest plase on the jersey shore after asbury park.

"Wanna go to long branch today bruh?","Damn someone else got shot in long branch today?","I heard long branch got beef with asbury park and if you step foot in long branch and you from asbury then youll get that ass beat up."

by mOney215 October 27, 2008

Long Cock

To over rule/win with great confidence. By going over and above, or by possessing a superior idea.

Dan and Tim were fighting over the same girl at the bar. Both went and talked to her but when Tim talked to her had the the waitress bring over her favorite drink. Thous Tim Long Cocked Dan. She was impressed and went home with Tim.

by Danger Doe August 18, 2010

long-dicked

to bend a female (or possibly male, but unlikely in this instance) companion over a surface, and insert one's elongated member inside either of her lower orifices and repeatedly penetrate them

Harry bent over a fine ass ho and long-dicked that bitch in the ass

by hungandslung25 March 3, 2010

long guy

A person who takes more time than is necessary to complete any give task

Bill: Yes Ben. hold on wheres Bob?

Ben: I don't know, he was meant to meet at the bus stop half an hour ago.

Bill: What a long guy.

by Freddiebossman November 18, 2013

long break

also known as a "shannon lunch" where you take advantage of your company's allocated break times

brianne: "hey want to go have a cigarette for our break"
shannon: "sure, let's take a long break and go take that tour of the mint that we've been talking about for several months now. and then let's have that cigarette after that."

by bri foster February 14, 2009

long egg

an egg that is long

It takes a long chicken to make a long egg.

by Long egg of the lost February 6, 2018

long pussy

A vagina (usually shaved) that looks like it starts up on the abdomen, way to close to the navel. Can be used as an insult to describe a very, very uptight or uptight-looking woman.

Guy one: "That girl I said 'hi' to didn't even acknowledge me."
Guy two: "Yeah, she looks like she has a long pussy, anyway."
Guy three (speaking like a pirate or viking): "Arrgghh! To the long pussy!"

by Char H January 8, 2006