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Flat Juice

A way of taking ecstasy. Dropping the pill into a bottled drink and drinking it time to time to get higher and higher.
"On BD bro, I got cotton mouth. Can I get some of your lemonade."
"Na, I can't even let you do it bro. This that Flat Juice. "
"On BD, I thought you bit down on your pill. My fault bro."
by G Shlomo October 27, 2017
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Flat Milk

When the milk has been left out of the fridge for a prolonged period of time, so the milk is no longer cold and crisp.
"Can you put the milk back in the fridge, it's gone flat"

"Flat Milk is the worst"
by YaMother'sGash August 29, 2016
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Flat Fart

A fart that is at the same level of noice the whole time
by Iggy star September 13, 2017
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flat monkey

It's a flat dick. It appears when you slam your nuts on a hard flat surface it's extremely painful but amusing to others.
by Fluffybuddy69 April 2, 2017
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Flat earther

The peak of the Dunning Kruger effect in action and when logic reaches a state of nonexistence you get a flat earther.

Another way to classify them is much like quantum physics where we have quantum superposition where something can be 2 opposite things at one time in which case they are both smart and stupid but only smart at being stupid.

You see what I did there I killed them with the very thing they despise SCIENCE !!!!!
Me- you know one of the most respected and crucial equations in science is E=Mc2.
Flat earther- No it's P3=N15
Me- Hmmm nope that's what you lack sir that is still living in his mom's basement.
Flat earther- OH SHIT !!! you must be paid by Nasa.
by pwarrow88 November 22, 2021
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Flatting out

To ‘flat out’ is to become so bowled over by a car’s looks, abilities, noise or general awesomeness that nothing short of passing out next to it can convey your feelings for said automobile.
by crank&piston December 26, 2011
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flat yellow

The worlds greatest street ware clothing prodigy.
Fucking hell. You copped some Flat Yellow
by XavMcg July 25, 2020
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