double pat

a sign that you want out of the conversation or wish to leave present company. named for the double pat on the back given when someone wants out of the hug they're trapped in.
kate: and then we went to the pet store. i bought a gold fish and named it dori. which doesn't really make sense, i mean, dori's blue!

mark: cool.

kate: was that a double pat?
by elysiatheamazing June 26, 2009
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Double Pussyjob

The "Double Pussyjob" is a non-penetrative sexual practice that combines the pussyjob, the tribadism and the threesome.

The man's member is clamped between two of the women's vulvae to experience sexual stimulation through friction.

It seems to happen more often in hentai than in reality, because in reality this practice turns out to be difficult - though not impossible.
The Double Pussyjob is definitely on my bucket list.
by adh3d October 27, 2022
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double oystered

When your sick significant other drinks out of your drink, not once, but twice, leaving a slippery salty present inside your drink
I can’t believe she double oystered me to make sick too just so I can stay home with her.
by Fivetimesmike January 17, 2023
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Double Chipper

The act of double chipping is similar to that of double dipping: When one takes two chips instead of just one and inserts them into the dip, effectively getting more dip out of that scoop. Often followed by receiving the stink eye from those who you are sharing the dip with.
Bro #!: Guy, you're such a double chipper, it's ridiculous. Look, we're already out of dip!

Bro #2: I'm sure your double dipping isn't helping all too much either, numbnuts.
by ๖ۣۜDommie September 19, 2010
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Double bucketing

It's a term used to describe the walk of a person who has consumed to much Ketamin.Imagine someone with a bucket stuck on each foot trying to walk,you get the picture.
"Check out that crusty munter double bucketing like a good 'un".
by Louis from Bemmie April 22, 2009
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Double butthurt

Someone who gets more butthurt because of someone asking if they are butthurt.
Jimmy was already slightly butthurt due to losing a game. Then became double butthurt when Ben ask if he was butthurt.
by easye28 August 13, 2019
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Zippy Double

When you burp and fart at the same time really fast.
Kyle:Hi um how are you doing Jessica?
Kyle:*Farts and burps*
Jessica:Ew get away! I can't be noticed with anyone who does a zippy double.
by Adamgogle Uknownothing July 10, 2014
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