willocky wollocky

When something isn't quite straight

Oh for Christ sake, I've parked the car willocky wollocky again.

by Mummysueandfleurytoo May 3, 2016

Old wool

Gray pubes. Silver bush. Old pussy.

That chick is cute, but she's a little older. That's some old wool!

by Crazy hound July 17, 2016

Witchy Wool

Nasty frizzy hair, frequently filled with debris. Can be used to describe hair in various parts of the body. Also used to described a persons lack of hearing.

That chick 's witchy wool got all in my face, I think I caught bugs.

Or

Get the witchy wool out of your ears so you can hear me!

by Redtailcow November 25, 2016

the wool

The ride or sex

Jaysus he's mad for the wool

by John jo August 12, 2017

Charlie wooldridge

He is a twit

Charlie Wooldridge is a twit

by Uio April 22, 2018

Megan Wooldridge

the definition of snake. Cannot be trusted and must be guarded around friend's boyfriends. WARNING- she will pounce when unattended.

Did you really shag her bf?? Oh you've really done a Megan Wooldridge there haven't you!

by nastygallie May 13, 2018

katie wolowyk

A thotttt girl who thinks every guy likes her

Omg she slept with seven guys she’s such a katie wolowyk

by A living god May 13, 2019