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One Nut Wonder

A man whose ballsack has only one nut. You cannot differentiate the point in where the ballsack splits into 2 balls.
Friend: “Ooh girl, how was the dick?”
Friend 2: “Girl he only had one ball. I swear he only has one testicle. That man’s a one nut wonder!”
by FinnShart May 31, 2022
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One tit wonder

When you're tryin to fuck but she only lets you motorboat one boob.
Friend A: "You get it in last night?"

Friend B: "Man, I was tryin, but she was only a one tit wonder."
by hahahahhahahahannah June 15, 2018
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One Wipe Wonder

A poop that only requires one wipe to fully clean
Person1: I have an appointment in 5 minutes but I really have to crap!

Person2: Go quick! Hopefully it will be a one wipe wonder
by Evered June 2, 2014
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One Sheet Wonder

You sit on the can, unleashing a massive load only to realise you have but a single sheet left clinging to the roll. This triggers your one sheet adrenaline, allowing you to use this last sheet with such efficiency that you still manage to get the job done, thus a one sheet wonder.
Dude 1: Dude, that’s the second one sheet wonder I’ve pulled off this week!
Dude 2: Woah.

Dude: Would you believe I pulled off a one sheet wonder only five minutes ago?
Chick: Fuck me right here!
by Infinia March 21, 2016
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Wondering-blingery-doo

–noun

AKA a cellular telephone.

A mobile telephone system using low-powered radio transmitters, with each transmitter covering a distinct geographical area (cell), and computer equipment to switch a call from one area to another.
The cellular system uses multiple base stations to cover a geographic area. As the mobile phone user travels from cell to cell, the call is automatically "handed off" to the next station.

Phone: An instrument that converts voice and other sound signals into a form that can be transmitted to other locations and that receives and reconverts waves into sound signals.
Ive only go one bar on my wondering-blingery-doo so if I cut out Ill get you back later."
by truthDrop July 18, 2009
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Stevie Wonder bite

When you take a bite and the food is so good that you close your eyes, tilt your head back, and oscillate your head rhythmically in enjoyment; akin to how Stevie Wonder does when he's feeling his music.
Becky: "Are you alright, Josh?"
Josh (opens eyes, pauses, sighs deeply): "Aww that was amazing-- that Stevie Wonder bite is going to put me in a food coma."
by joshua beans November 29, 2012
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small town wonder

A musician who is well known in his or her own small town. This applies to local musicians who are starting out their career and making it big later in life.
He was a small town wonder will big dreams.
by The Ferocious Whomper June 19, 2017
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