waxy willy

It’s like a wet Willy except from your ear to another’s mouth.

Wet willy’s Are for pussies, taste my waxy willy.

by Hymensmasher June 23, 2018

Wiggly willy

When a male is humping an unattractive female and his erect penis suddenly goes flaccid.

Man 1: Hey i heard you fucked Martha last night!

Man 2: Yeah but in the middle of it she gave me a wiggly willy...

by DannyTheScoob April 10, 2017

Tainted Willy

The act of poking a poo covered finger into the facial orifice of another person causing immediate smell shock.

My ear smells horrible and I am in a state of shock because Billy gave me a tainted willy last night.

by candy ass124 January 19, 2010

Willy Wednesday

It's the practice of showing memes which make fun of or insinuate male anatomy on a Wednesday on Twitter.

"Hey, it's Willy Wednesday" {posts photo of a foot long corn dog}

by Mr. Dumpy from West Virginia March 2, 2021

Willy Talk

Those akward moments when your peeing in the urinal, and the guy next to you starts talking.

Friend: "Yeah, it was super akward. The guy next to me tried to willy talk.
You: "Cool."

by ABiGuy June 16, 2022

Willy wobbler

British lad that wears grey tracksuit bottoms pulled down to his knees

Chav walks in .
Me: hew look a that willy wobbler

by Chavland101 November 9, 2019

Drippy willy

When you pull your willy out of welshy wetness

Iv got drippy willy now

by 🇮🇪Irish potato stew🍀 September 11, 2018