wiener food

Wiener food is the crusty excess of old cum on the ring of your dick head.

"Johnny's wiener food tasted sour."

by Slimycrotchgoblin September 20, 2016

Hide the wiener

A instance of sex involving the penis, usually euphemistically.

I hear Susie caught her husband of eight years playing hide the wiener with the local whore. She’s filing divorce papers this week.

by LyassacheckList October 20, 2023

ball park wiener

Getting fucked up the asshole while watching baseball

"Yo I gave her the ball park wiener "

by AgentWashington March 9, 2017

Wiener

Penis

John has a nice wiener

by Versagen March 13, 2022

Wiener

A hotdog that you girlfriend deepthroats and then tells you "He's just a friend".

She pulled a Wiener on me and when I try to put a buttertutter on her, she freaks out!

by WiseWorder September 27, 2022

wiener weld

When an uncircumcised male gets a circumcise males penis and pulls the excess skin over the circumcised tip. And thus making the two penises look welded together as one.

Hey Casey, do you want to come over later and wiener weld? I've got a fresh clean tip!

by The heights. August 25, 2017

sheener wiener

Being so Sheened, or drunk, that you are unable to perform sexual acts because you can't get aroused.

After an all day drinking binge, I ended up wasting my money on that hooker because I had a sheener wiener.

by TheDean176 April 23, 2011