Weapon of Ass Destruction

Anything from Taco Bell that will send you to the restroom and cause you to take a violent shit.

“Man that 7 Layer Burrito at Taco Bell is a Weapon of Ass Destruction!!”

by MrWigglyDick May 9, 2022

Every weapons Enjoyer

These chads have a wide range of Skyblock knowledge and enjoy using every weapons in the whole Hypixel Skyblock server. Then went up with strategies to maximizing the potential of the weapon they use. Also it is recorded that some even spend hundred millions of coins maxing their famous weapon out. Like Palikka, a man maxing out an AOTJ (Aspect of the Jerry).

This man is magnifecent! He teached me how to use my weapons properly. He enjoyed any weapon he used! My pro friend said he's a rare type of player called "Every Weapons Enjoyer"!

- A random Lapis Non-

by Some1MakeItIDK October 10, 2022

AM Meli 5th Weapon

5th weapon for Assault Mode Berserk Meliodas given to him 13 october for JP server and 18 october for Global, finally, after that long time

- "Hey, AM Meli 5th weapon has become reality."
- "I've waited for this 4-no 22 months for this!"

by bogalo4 October 12, 2022

Infant electro shock weapon theory

Infant electro shock weapon theory is the theory that you can get an infant to change their dominant hand by using an electro shock weapon on them when ever they use their dominant hand. Insides the mind of a baby the baby correlates using their right hand (the majority of the population is right handed) with pain so they don't use it any more. This is also sort of like reinforcement learning in computer science.

Did you here about the scientific paper on infant electro shock weapon theory?

by someStranger8 October 12, 2022

Weaponizing

Turning something into a weapon... Or someone

Hym "Where have you been?"

Iam "Mmm? Trying to find something to watch... Heard you shout something about Dregs..."

Hym "Yes! Isn't that fucking hilarious!? She said 'they're weaponizing the dregs of society'! Hahaha! That's exactly what they're doing! We're dregs! No one uses that phrase! Except for us."

Iam "Mmm... I am legion..."

Hym "What are you eating?"

Iam "Sandwich..."

Hym "Well, cut it out! You're spoiling the moment! We're like the ultimate weapon! We're practically Escanor! This is absolutely hilarious!"

Iam "Well is that's the case, they need to do is send one of them cute girls over here to polish the ol' handle..."

Hym "Wha... Wow! That was little out of left field for you."

Iam "Meh..."

Hym "........ Go get me a sandwich..."

by Hym Iam May 19, 2022

weapon

lawson

“lawson is an absolute machine. what a weapon!”

by tommmmme May 24, 2022

Meme Weapon

Any weapon with a comical appearance or can be used in meme-worthy ways.

The Holy Mackeral from TF2 is an absolute meme weapon. All it is is a fish wrapped in newspaper.

by FryingPanStanTheDeadlyMan June 3, 2022