wanker

wanker adj : a person whom wanks his pud or cock . look at the bloody wanker . 2 an idiot in the social i.e. look at the bloody wanker ....

look at the bloody wanker in the park scaring away the people ...lol

by wankmeister June 18, 2005

Wanker

One who wanks; A person who masturbates multiple times in a week or day.

Wanking: Masturbating

Oh God, that track runner is a wanker? And he was WANKING whislt running?! Gross.

by The ORIGINAL Grammer Nazi May 24, 2007

A-class Wanker

Someone who's being more than just a wanker, someone who pushes beyond being a twat and finally reaches the highest grade. An A-class Wanker.

You see that? That's what we call an A-class wanker

by ☆ProblematicHoe☆ November 30, 2019

Wanker tank

Noun.

A large luxury SUVs typically driven by rich white suburb moms.
Not a "soccer mom" van.
Eg. BMW X5,X6, Any Range Rover, G-class, Macan & cayennes.

Oh look, shazzy's mum is out on her wanker tank again

by 1025soulja October 11, 2021

Holiday wanker

Someone who constantly post on social media whilst on holiday, at the airport, at the beach, by the pool...

Laura's away again being a right holiday wanker

by SocialMediaAvenger September 14, 2017

Phantom Wanker

A person who masturbates in the room as soon as his roommate leaves, leaving behind no evidence of his deed unless the unfortunate roommate returns too quickly.

Guy 1: Does your room mate have a girlfriend?
Guy 2: No, but I think he's a phantom wanker

by HankyPanky4255 November 1, 2011

Perpetual Wanker

One of unusually small stature who never suffers from blisters or friction burns on the hands, having gained immunity after years of virtually non stop wanking.

Well of course you don't get friction burns, you're a perpetual wanker.

by Threadpuller March 25, 2011