Wagon Painting

The act of humming 'I Was Born Under A Wandering Star' while performing oral sex.

My ex used to spice up fellatio by Wagon Painting and now I can't look at Lee Marvin in the same way.

by Shifty McFoghorn May 1, 2012

whiskey wagon

It's when you're drunk as fuck on Jameson Whiskey and your night could go anywhere and end up anywhere and you won't remember how the fuck you got there! That's called catching the Whiskey Wagon

Dude we were so wasted last night we took a ride one the whiskey wagon and the next thing I remember was Being in some girls mansion eating leftovers from her fridge then her dad coming home.

by Simo82 March 19, 2017

Funken Wagon

The Jesuit, slang term for your brain. Often confused with junior high school visitors for many other things.

"Put that in your funken wagon."

by William Ballsitch February 7, 2008

stan-wagon

when you become a stan of a public figure once their popularity has long-since permeated popular culture.

wow, look at Jade hopping on the stan-wagon! you aren't quirky because you like rex orange county.

by notanactuctualdefinitiondotco October 28, 2019

whore wagon

a person of ether gender that has sex and dates anything that walks

That girl is a whore wagon.she has sex with seven people last night.she also messted with my ugly exboyfriend.

by Pink-rocks100 August 22, 2015

Power Wagon

Big, voluptuous ass that you can't look away from. Similar to dump truck booty, junk on the trunk, etc.

Dude, I hopped in that power wagon last night and it was one hell of a ride!

by TheDudeSupreme May 15, 2023

Chunch Wagon

A van full of undocumented immigrants (usually of the Mexican persuasion) headed to a construction job site. The van must contain at least 10 illegals to be considered a wagon of the CHUNCH variety.

Me: “Hey bro, I spotted a fleet of chunch wagons headed towards that new apartment complex being built on Martin Luther King Jr Boulevard”

Friend: “Lmao the bean brigade is at it again”

by chunchlord July 25, 2021