Whale Watcher

One who enjoys seeing girls in low-rise jeans with the top of her thong showing along the small of her back.

You know it seems like only a few of these people can actually speak eng..... Whoah! Check out the whale tail on that chick! That didn't happen on accident.

You're a hopeless whale watcher!

by Odus T Brown May 13, 2009

whale in the bay

A Whale in the Bay is a covert term to advise of the unwelcomed presence of an undercover investigator amongst the ranks. The term has evolved as a means of communicating that there are others present, making it difficult to speak freely during a telephone conversation.

It was identified as a police term during an Australian royal commission into police corruption in the 1980s where corrupt officers would warn others of an internal investigation by mentioning that there was "a whale in the bay" - a normally noteable event on the Australian east coast.

by Lucky Pounder September 2, 2014

Alpha Whale

Someone who once thought they were the alpha male, top dog, and cream of the crop but has put on quite a bit of weight and is no longer worthy of the title.

He was once the alpha male of the group now he's just an alpha whale.

by pelicanpower January 6, 2009

Purple Whaling

When a Swedish woman residing in Sweden has so many children, she begins selling them only to keep feeding her big, purple, child.

Karl The XII: Why are your children missing?
Helga: They aren't missing, I'm just purple whaling.

by TheJewWhoGivesChildrenSexTalks September 17, 2014

Whale fart

A fart so awful and of such gargantuan proportion that it clears a room faster than Richard Simmons in spandex!

You are such a whale fart!

by LMC June 7, 2004

whale-style

The ULTIMATE expression. Can be used to describe any event or action or a way something is done. The use of "whale-style" makes any statement sound AMAZING.

"Come on Kathryn! Whale-style it!"

"I'm not just going to eat this sandwich, I'm gonna whale-style it!"

by somecrazyrussian February 15, 2010

whale feminist

A large woman who claims to be a feminist but just want the law to favor her and all women with the same beliefes

Sales associate: hello may I intrest you in some 0 calorie fat free yogurt?

Whale feminist: so you think that just because I am fat like a fucking whale that I need to diet?

Sales associate: you said it not me

Whale feminist: (sits on him while screeching)

by Morgy_bear April 7, 2018