us uns

"us," similar to "you uns" (you folks, yaw'll) Appalachian

"you uns gonna visit us uns on Sunday?"

by WillieC February 16, 2008

Among Us

Party game that was developed in 2018, playable on mobile and PC known for its player base having the communication skills and IQ of a 3 year old. Crewmates win by completing all their assigned tasks that have to be done around the space ship before the impostor(s) kill(s) everyone aboard.

Purple: *initiates emergency meeting*

Everyone: What happened?

Purple: I saw red vent

Red: cap

Everyone: *votes purple*

Among Us 101

by Pronouns: He/Bruh October 7, 2020

Used Condom

Someone as useful as a nothing

That one guy in our group is being a total used condom

by King Pigblox December 3, 2021

US Intelligence

Oxymoron.

Australian Slang for someone who has said, or done something stupid.

Person 1: "You can pick up Bluebottle jellyfish right?"
Person 2: "Sure, Maybe it'll cure your US Intelligence."

by CactusJackie January 4, 2019

Among us

Where friendships end, and lies start.
This game doesn't have anything to do with truth. Literally i played this for 3 hours and got imposter once. When i did i killed someone, vented, and reported the body. I started lying to protect myself but one random guy just randomly voting me. This game is fucking hard because you pretty much have a .1% to be imposter.

This game tells you to not believe what everybody says and if you catch the imposter than youre a damn good detective!

James: BRO i just got imposter in among us.
Jack: Damn bro! Thats cool. *Makes a emergency meeting*
James: BRO what the hell? i thought we were friends?
Jack: James vented and told me he was imposter.
James: Fuck you man rot in hell.

by dreamsyboy September 22, 2020

US Government

Originally set up as a Republic, The Constitution FOR the United States of America defined a system of checks and balances among three legal bodies: Executive, Legislative, and Judicial. Upon signing the Reconstruction Act, Feb 21st of 1871, a consensus of Judiciary arts degree holding criminals undermined the will of the people by creating a corporation named The United States. That resulted in a dramatic change in title of the founding document. No longer was it a gift to the people, now the title reads "The Constitution OF the United States" (no America), the property of said corporation. Other words were redefined by the esquires, such as citizen to mean chattle/property of state, or even people could be defined as members of the US incorporated. As with any defeated government, the Union sent Ivy league carpetbaggers and secured plenty of scallywags to control state legislatures. Having lived N of M&D, they relied on social segregation as an easy means to power, passing legislation to divide and conquer the population by race. Slowly but surely, a system of compulsory education was put into place, and boys were taught by men what their future responsibilities would be, and how to deal with them. The politicians started using the Astrozorian ceremony of marriage, as another means to create a state sanctioned protected class.

Once men had a legal means of pacifying their 'human nature', the natural act of sex outside of marriage became a crime against society, eventually carrying punishments beyond capital murder. This was a strong motivator for men to leave the compulsory education system, as white knights will believe anything to justify their job/social position. Meanwhile, Marxism started a foothold in subverting the ethics of the Humanities. The same people in the US government who passed segregation, were the same to politically benefit from desegregation.

by Reality bites back March 6, 2019

sleep using

sleep using: taking drugs while asleep. Somnambul-using.

Since being prescribed Ambien, I have driven my car while asleep, made a snack while asleep and had a few episodes of sleep using. Once I even tried to snort some Xanax in my sleep.

by polljo October 12, 2009