Use the Vorce

Using the sympathy generated from a recent divorce as a way of picking up guys or girls on rebound; either for the recipient or target.

NB: Especially effective in situations with friends called Luke

Jim: Go lay it on that girl over there
Luke: Im not sure im ready after my divorce.
Jim: Use the Vorce, Luke.

Jess: What about that cute guy over there?
Sera: I heard he just got divorced; what do you think?
Jess: Use the Vorce Sara, he'll be well up for it.

by Homak October 21, 2011

sleep using

sleep using: taking drugs while asleep. Somnambul-using.

Since being prescribed Ambien, I have driven my car while asleep, made a snack while asleep and had a few episodes of sleep using. Once I even tried to snort some Xanax in my sleep.

by polljo October 12, 2009

US Team

The favorite to win all events in the Olympics, especially swimming.

Onvthe US Team for swimming, Lochte, Phelps, and the others took advantage of their being the favorite and won gold in the 4x200 in a time far better than the other countries.

by proamerican August 1, 2012

Among Us

kill people and make your friends leave

Among Us:
Orange: yo purples kinda sus

Purple: wait how?? i was in electrical doing my tasks
Orange: no crewmate can stay alive alone in electrical..

Purple was An Impostor.
0 Impostor(s) remain.

Victory

by googiegaggie October 21, 2020

use a dictionary

It's a very important phrase. Use a dictionary is for use when someone asks you how to spell a word and you don't know how to spell it yourself.

"how do you spell (insert word here)"

"use a dictionary"

"oh..."

by Unikitty1 June 18, 2017

Used Condom

Someone as useful as a nothing

That one guy in our group is being a total used condom

by King Pigblox December 3, 2021

US Government

Originally set up as a Republic, The Constitution FOR the United States of America defined a system of checks and balances among three legal bodies: Executive, Legislative, and Judicial. Upon signing the Reconstruction Act, Feb 21st of 1871, a consensus of Judiciary arts degree holding criminals undermined the will of the people by creating a corporation named The United States. That resulted in a dramatic change in title of the founding document. No longer was it a gift to the people, now the title reads "The Constitution OF the United States" (no America), the property of said corporation. Other words were redefined by the esquires, such as citizen to mean chattle/property of state, or even people could be defined as members of the US incorporated. As with any defeated government, the Union sent Ivy league carpetbaggers and secured plenty of scallywags to control state legislatures. Having lived N of M&D, they relied on social segregation as an easy means to power, passing legislation to divide and conquer the population by race. Slowly but surely, a system of compulsory education was put into place, and boys were taught by men what their future responsibilities would be, and how to deal with them. The politicians started using the Astrozorian ceremony of marriage, as another means to create a state sanctioned protected class.

Once men had a legal means of pacifying their 'human nature', the natural act of sex outside of marriage became a crime against society, eventually carrying punishments beyond capital murder. This was a strong motivator for men to leave the compulsory education system, as white knights will believe anything to justify their job/social position. Meanwhile, Marxism started a foothold in subverting the ethics of the Humanities. The same people in the US government who passed segregation, were the same to politically benefit from desegregation.

by Reality bites back March 6, 2019