Describes someone who drinks a maximum of two alcoholic beverages in any one night.
This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.
This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.
'Fancy another bro?'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Def gonna roll two-total this weekend.'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Def gonna roll two-total this weekend.'
by Clapo86 February 25, 2012
Get the two-totalmug. A storm so severe that when stocking up on food, you buy two loaves of bread in anticipation of being stranded for long enough to go through more than a loaf.
by Eljaybean January 7, 2011
Get the two loafermug. by 1234ABCD June 28, 2012
Get the tacos for twomug. A way to describe the manner a Bogan or a group of Bogans are talking.
The phrase comes from the high pitched, nasal tone of a Bogans voice usually in excited/drunk conversation, which is not to dissimilar to the sound and tone of a two stroke engine such as a whipper snipper.
The phrase comes from the high pitched, nasal tone of a Bogans voice usually in excited/drunk conversation, which is not to dissimilar to the sound and tone of a two stroke engine such as a whipper snipper.
"I heard the bogan neighbours Two Stroking again this afternoon"
Dane: How's the Party?
Nathan: Shithouse, there's way too much two stroking going on.
Dane: How's the Party?
Nathan: Shithouse, there's way too much two stroking going on.
by Daneoid81 November 23, 2014
Get the Two Strokingmug. by dankmemer96 February 4, 2017
Get the High Twomug. Strong and fast, are an example of two-adjectives. Smart but smelly, ugly but funny, fat and ugly, fat and friendly, short but cute, tall and arrogant, intelligent but snotty, snobbish but elegant. The other similar method is two-nouns, as in skinny and tall. These two-adjectives or two-nouns help describe characters in plays, for example.
by but for May 15, 2018
Get the two-adjectivesmug. when two men are trying to get with the same girl, so much so that they flirt and hit on her at the same time simultaneously.
Did you see Francisco and Fred hanging over Megan? It looked like two roaches fighting over a piece of bread. Yeah, man, that was definitely two at a urinal.
by BKAJSQNS March 3, 2011
Get the two at a urinalmug.