two loafer

A storm so severe that when stocking up on food, you buy two loaves of bread in anticipation of being stranded for long enough to go through more than a loaf.
They say that storms gonna bring 8 feet of snow over the next six day.

Yup, a two loafer for sure!
by Eljaybean January 07, 2011
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two at a urinal

when two men are trying to get with the same girl, so much so that they flirt and hit on her at the same time simultaneously.
Did you see Francisco and Fred hanging over Megan? It looked like two roaches fighting over a piece of bread. Yeah, man, that was definitely two at a urinal.
by BKAJSQNS February 16, 2011
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Two A Day

Norman "Nick"'s belief that every man jacks off twice a day and if he claims he doesn't then he's a fucking liar. After being called out for his excessive jack off schedule, Norman "Nick" clapped back with this idea and while nobody else has admitted to jacking off twice on a daily basis, Norman "Nick" still deeply believes this idea. In fact, Norman "Nick" feels the need to make up for others who aren't jacking off twice a day so sometimes he'll go three or four times a day just by himself. You may have heard of the multivitamin, "One A Day," think of this jacking off idea as a "Two A Day" in order to ensure the best health for yourself.
Henry: Yo Norman "Nick", you get your two in today?
Norman "Nick": No
Henry: Oh shit, have you gotten any in at all?
Norman "Nick": Dude when I first wake up, I sit in bed for 30 minutes before I get up so that's when I get my first one in
Henry: Oh damnnn, then you get the other in at night so you get your Two A Day in, huh?
Norman "Nick": Yeah
by TurnM3Up December 27, 2021
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tacos for two

Tacos for two: defined as two lesbians in the 69 position
"I wonder if those two are enjoying tacos for two."
by 1234ABCD June 27, 2012
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Two four

Slang for A 24 pack of beer, mostly used by Canadians
Eh bud I’m gonna grab a two four really quick, want Tim’s?
by 69doggystyle January 07, 2021
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Two Stroking

A way to describe the manner a Bogan or a group of Bogans are talking.
The phrase comes from the high pitched, nasal tone of a Bogans voice usually in excited/drunk conversation, which is not to dissimilar to the sound and tone of a two stroke engine such as a whipper snipper.
"I heard the bogan neighbours Two Stroking again this afternoon"

Dane: How's the Party?
Nathan: Shithouse, there's way too much two stroking going on.
by Daneoid81 November 24, 2014
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two-nighter

Spending two nights in a row with a partner. Usually sexual. Usually on weekends (Friday and Saturday).

(lupoprodukto)
I just arranged a two-nighter this weekend with my third-hottest girlfriend.
by lupoprodukto April 13, 2022
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