When, whether due to overly-restrictive clothing, uncomfortably low temperatures, or the use of stimulants, a man's penis retreats almost entirely into his body. In extreme cases it's possible for even an uncircumcised male's member to completely disappear from view, leaving only the outer skin of his penis bunched up like the neck skin of a turtle hiding its head in its shell.
"Man, these running short are too tight. When I got to the bathroom it took me a minute to take care of the bashful turtle so I could take a leak."
"I swear I'm never hooking up on a ski trip again. When his pants came off all you could see was his bashful turtle."
"I swear I'm never hooking up on a ski trip again. When his pants came off all you could see was his bashful turtle."
by emmdeejay April 23, 2010
Get the Bashful Turtlemug. A cosmic turtle is when you make a mistake on something that already started horribly wrong and then it turns into something awesomely radical.
by freddietwerkcury March 23, 2015
Get the Cosmic Turtlemug. Turtle sickness is a result of sleeping too much or not getting out of bed until 2:00 or 3:00 pm. It is the feeling of still being tired even if you've slept for 10 or 12 hours. Your behavior and brain functions are noticably slowed down and reactionary time is also deminished.
by Defon 4 and waiting June 10, 2010
Get the turtle sicknessmug. A mountain turtle is that special someone who always knows how to lift your spirits. They are always there even when they aren't. The mountain turtle creates a world of happiness and a bubble of which you never want to leave. just saying her name brings a smile to my face. There's no one who could touch my heart the way you do. I love you, my perfect little beautiful mountain turtle.
by Itty bitty teenie tiny September 15, 2019
Get the Mountain Turtlemug. Game played by young males when you whip out your cock in front of a snapping turtle and slowly move backwards tempting the turtle to follow your dick. If you make the turtle move three feet toward your penis you win, if the turtle bites your meat stick off before then, you lose. Winner keeps your dick. Please Note, you can only lose once at this game.
Male 1: Hey wanna play some Dick Chicken
Male 2: I can't, I lost in dick turtle yesterday
My sister was upset because she couldn't play dick turtle with us.
Male 2: I can't, I lost in dick turtle yesterday
My sister was upset because she couldn't play dick turtle with us.
by Oldnelly June 14, 2018
Get the Dick Turtlemug. -It can replace cusswords used when angry.
-A way to keep your pet turtles feet warm.
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-It can be a reply to another phrase
-A way to keep your pet turtles feet warm.
or
-It can be a reply to another phrase
by DinoDan/Lt.Sexyface January 19, 2009
Get the Turtle Socksmug. The act of pressing one's anus against an object, or person, for example a wall, and producing a small head of poop to peak out and touch the wall, leaving a small print of stool behind.
by BillyTheTurtle July 5, 2011
Get the Turtle Stampingmug.