A drinking "club" that U. S. Sailors from the USS Midway (CVA-41), around 1964-5, in a bar across from Ft. DeRussy in Honolulu, Hawaiia, used to try to get free drinks.

New initiates had to answer some seemingly off-color questions. The only question I can remember is shown below in the example.

We sailors would initiate a bar server, preferably a young female who could still blush, because of the number one rule for members. If asked publicly if one is a Turtle, the member MUST answer, "You bet your sweet ass I am!" Failure to do so would be penalized with having to buy all members present a drink.

Turtle Club Initiation question: "Name a four-lettered word for intercourse." Answer: Talk!

Turtle Club by Turtleclubsailor January 12, 2009

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Snapping Turtle

When giving a slow blow job the girl bites the guys penis just before his climax.

The guy pissed me off so I gave him a snapping turtle.

Snapping Turtle by Puppy Dawg July 31, 2007

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turtle jacking

When you are fingering a girl's ass and find the head of a turd. You manipulate the turd in order to hit regions otherwise unattainable by a finger and bring her to orgasm.

Being finger deep in a girl's ass and pushing around the turd to get her to orgasm.

turtle jacking by Anderson and Wakefield June 3, 2005

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Turtle Grape

Much like faeces slowly exiting the anus in the style of the 'Turtle's head,' popping in and out before you are able to pass matter, the Turtle Grape is when one pushes a grape from their pursed mouth in this motion.
This can be done to comically imitate the suppression of a popping out poo.

"Hey Tilly. check it out, I'm crapping this grape out of my mouth like a Turtle's Head"
-"Oh yeah, it's a Turtle Grape ahahahaah!"

Turtle Grape by Chuzzy and Tills February 24, 2011

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