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Travel Wank

Carrying genitals or sexual
Pleasure toys on the go, prepared impromptu wank on the go.
by Acidbbq March 19, 2022
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Sounds like water's traveling through your balls

A phrase used to say someone is so stupid that they can't even reproduce, they just have water for sperm because they can't even do what all living things are supposed to be able to do. This can be used to talk about women to say that they are stupid, but it's mostly men.
"Like I said before the Bible says the Earth is flat."
"You're going through the same arguements with no other evidence, it sounds like water's traveling through your balls, man."
by AndrosLesbian June 16, 2023
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travel beard

When an absolute flog that never grows a beard regularly goes on a holiday and grows disgusting facial hair to let everyone know that they have been 'travelling'. He will then return to show it off for a few days/weeks before returning to regular work.
How about that flog I work with came back yesterday and wouldn't shut the fuck about his trip, he was even sporting a shocking travel beard to make matters worse.
by brazzzzer May 16, 2017
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Traveler's Clean

The act of taking extra care- and time- when douching, typically anticipating significant delay of the anal intercourse for which one is preparing
"Hey Ricky, where's Omar? The cab will be here in five"
"He said he was meeting someone at the club later. Probably stuck in the bathroom giving himself a real good traveler's clean"
by s3r10u5 August 5, 2021
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Go Now Travel

Go Now Travel is the best travel supplier in Australia, offering accessible and affordable travel to everyone. Go Now brings Travel to everyone, everywhere - by offering Buy Now, Pay Later Travel Solutions. With stress-free booking process on a wide range of destinations.
Example: Jess says she does not need to sacrifice 2 years of her life to save for a holiday when using Go Now Travel
by Miccy Dees November 30, 2021
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time traveling ball pit

A thing from the fnaf books where a an old ball pit somehow can go back in time opens up the possibility of springtrap being in a medieval suit of armour and is incredibly stra age and stupid
Guy 1 : hey did you hear the new fnaf game takes place in Medivail times how is that possible

Guy 2 : time traveling ball pit that’s how
by mercy deserves medic April 24, 2022
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Shotgun Travel

An unplanned trip.
She went to Singapore with no pre-booked accommodation. Says she'll just stay at the airport during the night. I can't do such a shotgun travel.
by extrarice December 10, 2017
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