Time travel

A thing that contrary to popular belief, cannot cause paradoxes. The only way you would be able to kill your grandfather would be to kill him after your father was born, in which case you never met him in the first place and that will be how it's always been. In any other case, you are physically unable to, for you will inevitably be stopped or change your mind. When you go back in time, you are only able to do what has already happened.

guy: Ima prevent (Insert unexpected disaster here) from happening
*Boom boom kapow time travel*
guy: the end is nigh!!!
people: haha crazy person

Back to the future and the umbrella academy are still great btw

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 27, 2021

astral travelling

An action, during which one is physically present but, wondering in their mind mentally, not paying attention to reality.

Hey Jenny!...Jenny, hey! HEY! Teacher, Jenny is astral travelling again and not paying attention to class!!

by The demon under your bed. April 28, 2024

travel drop

When you remind someone of your latest vacation trip with the intention of appearing cooler and/or already over a new international experience.

I'm starving, let's go get some colombian empanadas!

I'll go with you, but I won't be having any. I just came back from Colombia...

Did Claudia just travel drop her last vacation!?

by BitterOldMan September 7, 2015

unequally yolked traveling

The phenomenon of traveling with someone who does not match your travel speed, efficiency, or manner, causing an imbalanced travel dynamic.

While we were good friends on a day to day basis, I found we were unequally yolked traveling, as our different approaches to daily sightseeing often left me frustrated and out of sync.”

by TravelingTexan July 27, 2024

space traveller

A curious and adventerous person who blasts off on psychdelics, especially psychdelic cocktails, and explores the depths of the mental universe.

Dani is a true space traveller. His space missions changed his outlook on reality.

by Space traveller July 20, 2018

Traveler

A politically correct word for a homeless person. With the recent uprise in citizens losing their jobs and homes, people might find it offensive to be called homeless. Instead, they will be known as travelers.

“Wow, look at those travelers sitting outside of the front door of Target.”

by Omgitskarter May 13, 2022

Traveler's Clean

The act of taking extra care- and time- when douching, typically anticipating significant delay of the anal intercourse for which one is preparing

"Hey Ricky, where's Omar? The cab will be here in five"
"He said he was meeting someone at the club later. Probably stuck in the bathroom giving himself a real good traveler's clean"

by s3r10u5 August 5, 2021