Kosher Touch

A kosher touch is when one person touches another in an area that would be considered clean and has no inappropriate implications.

A gentle caress of the inner thigh is NOT a kosher touch.

by BigBallaTG February 19, 2017

wennis touch

A awesome handshake that only cool people know

I smacked your mom the she gave me a wennis touch

by Detectiveatyourservice March 8, 2019

Cheese touch

When you come in contact with someone who has irritable bowl syndrome

I HAVE THE CHEESE TOUCH

by cheese cheese April 15, 2022

Touching tents

When two straight men have a boner (aka have pitched a tent) for the same topic (e.g. software, vehicles, workouts, etc.) and begin to have an enthusiastic conversation (standing face to face) that could go on for hours.

Wow, Dan and Tony have been talking about programming in the kitchen for over an hour. I think they're pretty much touching tents by now.

by I am healthy and literate October 2, 2016

Touching Turkeys

When two gay guys who are very brave and beautiful touch their ball sacks together.

Andrew and Tom are late again, they must be Touching Turkeys.

by Concerned Citizens For The USA December 1, 2019

funny touching

When things are starting to get really, really feisty and you start funny touching each other in a secretive manner.

Remember Kayla, Mom said no funny touching in the movies!

by bikergang420 April 23, 2019

tube touch

The most intimate thing that two mentally ill people can do. The process is similar to that in Avatar (2009), but with feeding tubes

Dude, let's tube touch.

by theyoungchuck July 17, 2019