tone$kie

Playful , loving , caring guy , may seem like he done care but he does . Good at sports and always wanting things if you know what I mean.

Tone$kie play too much but I can't be mad at him for some reason . He's just everything .

by savage boiii October 6, 2016

toenail art

When you make your uncle mad so he convinces you to visit that art museum in paris as part of an elaborate plan to execute revenge when really it was closed but you didn't know that so you go in there and think it's weird that there's no people but don't think too much of it and then you are in the classical art section but you actually think you're in the gift shop so you buy a souvenir but really the original mona lisa and then the next day you see on the news someone stole the mona lisa and you think to yourself what dumb person would do that and while your eating your fruit loops the fbi knocks on your door and they find the painting in your refrigerator and arrest you and you realize you stole the mona lisa.

Remember that time Uncle Randy toenail arted me? Haha! I thought I was going to the electric chair!

by buttcrack!!!!!!!!!! July 2, 2016

tonacio

Tonacio: composed of two names Jacinto and Antonio = A married men with a Wild Spirit, trying to taming is no use.

That Tonacio has no idea how badly he impacts gay man.

by MABG November 11, 2017

tone excel

Tone Excels are Sim card works quite similar to all other Sim cards offered by telecommunication companies in the country of Malaysia. It is operated by Tune Talk through the Celcom network. Users can purchase the Sim cars from the company’s online store, service centers or its branches. The card is valued at RM 95.40 and comes with a credit value of RM 30.

This Sim card differs from its rivals due to the numerous benefits and great saving opportunities offered by it. Users are paid when they refer a new customer to buy the card, and when they load credits to the account. You can avail yourself for this opportunity when you register and activate your Tune Talk account.

A: What is the best simcard I should use?
B: Absolutely Tone Excel simcard. Prepaid that's pay.

by Dr.Shah April 23, 2018

Tonedeaf

A word used by holier than thous on social media to shame you for your troubling personal opinion. Mostly used by the main stream media and social media blowhards on Farcebook and Twatter to try and force a public apology out of you. They have no real recourse or law to push their agenda so they must make their opinion seem defacto and unarguable.

Person with troubling opinion: I don't see an issue with letting my daughter dress up as Pocahontas for Halloween. She is merely a little girl who likes Disney.

Social media holier than thou contributor to Buzzfeed: That is tonedeaf as hell you racist, sexist, misogynist, able-ist, age-ist, nazi, white supremacist. I demand you retract that statement or I will let your employer at the donut shop at 11th ave and West St about your problematic opinions.

by Scambammer January 4, 2018

toenail salt

This is a drug that will leave you dicked down dirty by a large crusty homeless man

Jerome:My nigga I have something to tell you

Steveo:YOU GOT YOUR SIDE BITCH PREGNANT!?!?
Jerome:Nigga hell no you know I rap it up with that bitch. I AM NOT THE PAPPY
Steve’o:Then what

Jerome:I did bath salts

Steve’o:YOU DID WHAT NIGGA. TELL WHO/WHAT EVER IS POUNDING YOUR ASS HOLE TO HOLD ON CAUSE IM FINNA SHOVE A SIZE 13 SHOE UP YO ASS. OH WAIT THATS PROBABLY ALREADY HAPPENED TO YO ASS CAUSE THATS WHERE TOENAIL SALT GETS YOU

by Mega niglet May 6, 2018

tone blind

inability to detect sincerity or sarcasm in a text

i was tone blind to her meaning, and i heard about it later

by TXKRIS March 5, 2018