Pork Stick

From the Tom Green song "Pet names for Genitalia"

A penis.

I refer to my wang as a Pork Stick because I'm hungry.

by Springloaded June 06, 2004

Pork Sock

Another word for an old, worn out vagina.

The old landlady made the young stud in her building slam her old pork sock to make up for his late rent.

by Anal Czar September 26, 2010

roast pork

Roast pork is slang for fire police

Bill "Dude slow down! Don't you see that crown vic behind you."

Geoff "Chill man its only roast pork."

by dudestoner2 February 07, 2008

Pork Snorkel

The act of providing oral resuscitation services to a male's bologna pony, while submerged underwater.

1) "Leah really pork snorkeled Mike in the hot-tub last night", said Ryan.

2) Kirstin has no gag reflex. She was able to pork snorkel Larry's stinky pickle for 30 seconds before surfacing for air!

by BaconAteHer December 07, 2012

pork chop

adjective; a fat person

Screw you porkchop!

by zorak May 20, 2004

pork barrel

1. A portly or rotund person.
2. A person with a fat stomach.
3. A witty insult, making light of someones excess weight

hey pork barrel, when was the last time you saw your cock?

by Paddymac August 29, 2006

Pork Rind

When you get a sunburned asshole

Julie spent the weekend face down ass up at the beach and accidentally gave herself a pork rind.

by Lord Humongous July 23, 2017