Turtle Bitching

To take forever to get ready to leave, usually for a party, when everyone else is waiting.
Liz, quit turtle bitching! Get your ass out the door NOW!
by Ginger Kitten March 26, 2011
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Sperm turtleing

When you hold down somebody and take your mouth filled with c** and the spit it out kinda until it almost touches their face and then you suck it back up and then do it again!
That punk kept stealing my lunch money so I tackled him held him down and went sperm turtleing on him until he cried
by P'dusse July 04, 2022
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Turtle-Hedgehog

An unlikely pair. In their natural habitat they are unlikely to interact but when the universe aligns, their existences collide. Not necessarily playing to each others strengths yet surprisingly resilient and effective.
That Turtle-Hedgehog makes no sense, but they do make a great pair!
by AndreWithaJ December 15, 2020
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turtle ryan

the best fortnite player ever better than ninja and in the clan infinity he beat all fortnite players in a 1v1 with a pickaxe and won 20000 times and is friends with sashasuishi101 burning fyre and panda squadron recently added lazarlazar.
ninja sucks turtle ryan is the best
by turtle ryan November 28, 2018
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Bar turtle

A girl that hangs out at bars with an empty shell for me to hide my head in.
Damn man check out that girl over there." "Who, Jeanine? You don't want any of that bar turtle. Chris just hit it last week!
by Gote1311 November 11, 2010
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Turtle Sploosh

You can tell those marks in the toilet were caused by a turtle sploosh.
by Golden029 December 14, 2016
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snappy turtle

When your girlfriend covers your neck/body with hickeys.
Damn bro, your girl definitely pulled a snappy turtle last night on you.
by CommyCorner December 23, 2014
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