Pork Sunday

To slap ones anus many times until you hear a suction noise, at this point the anus is very tender. When you begin to poke the anus your finger will simply tear through soft tissue and fluid will leak.
Guy 1: " Hey did you hear what happened to Mark?"
Guy 2: " yeah he annoyed phil so mark gave that noob a pork sunday"
by Dr.Saco 43 February 18, 2009
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Pork Sock

The old landlady made the young stud in her building slam her old pork sock to make up for his late rent.
by Anal Czar September 26, 2010
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roast pork

Bill "Dude slow down! Don't you see that crown vic behind you."

Geoff "Chill man its only roast pork."
by dudestoner2 February 07, 2008
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Pork Snorkel

The act of providing oral resuscitation services to a male's bologna pony, while submerged underwater.
1) "Leah really pork snorkeled Mike in the hot-tub last night", said Ryan.

2) Kirstin has no gag reflex. She was able to pork snorkel Larry's stinky pickle for 30 seconds before surfacing for air!
by BaconAteHer December 07, 2012
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pork barrel

1. A portly or rotund person.
2. A person with a fat stomach.
3. A witty insult, making light of someones excess weight
hey pork barrel, when was the last time you saw your cock?
by Paddymac August 29, 2006
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Pork Rind

When you get a sunburned asshole
Julie spent the weekend face down ass up at the beach and accidentally gave herself a pork rind.
by Lord Humongous July 23, 2017
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