To slap ones anus many times until you hear a suction noise, at this point the anus is very tender. When you begin to poke the anus your finger will simply tear through soft tissue and fluid will leak.
Guy 1: " Hey did you hear what happened to Mark?"
Guy 2: " yeah he annoyed phil so mark gave that noob a pork sunday"
Guy 2: " yeah he annoyed phil so mark gave that noob a pork sunday"
by Dr.Saco 43 February 18, 2009
The old landlady made the young stud in her building slam her old pork sock to make up for his late rent.
by Anal Czar September 26, 2010
Bill "Dude slow down! Don't you see that crown vic behind you."
Geoff "Chill man its only roast pork."
Geoff "Chill man its only roast pork."
by dudestoner2 February 07, 2008
The act of providing oral resuscitation services to a male's bologna pony, while submerged underwater.
1) "Leah really pork snorkeled Mike in the hot-tub last night", said Ryan.
2) Kirstin has no gag reflex. She was able to pork snorkel Larry's stinky pickle for 30 seconds before surfacing for air!
2) Kirstin has no gag reflex. She was able to pork snorkel Larry's stinky pickle for 30 seconds before surfacing for air!
by BaconAteHer December 07, 2012
1. A portly or rotund person.
2. A person with a fat stomach.
3. A witty insult, making light of someones excess weight
2. A person with a fat stomach.
3. A witty insult, making light of someones excess weight
by Paddymac August 29, 2006
by Lord Humongous July 23, 2017