According to google, a thong is a sexy pant thingy that has been given to people with big schlongs, but to me, a thong is a thing used for fucking satanic purposes. FUCK THE THONG
Mom: Hey Jimmy, wheres my thong.
Jimmy: It's in my room, but i don't reccomend wearing it.
Mom: Jimmy did you fucking cum in my thong again.
Jimmy: Yes and now i'm gonna cum in that wet ass pussy
Jimmy: It's in my room, but i don't reccomend wearing it.
Mom: Jimmy did you fucking cum in my thong again.
Jimmy: Yes and now i'm gonna cum in that wet ass pussy
by Cowgirl69420 March 7, 2021
Get the Thong mug.1. A sexy piece of undergarment or panty which girls wear that shows lots of ass and covers up the vaginal area like a covid mask. Also a stringy panty where you can put a dollar in the band when tipping a stripper at the club.
2. A two piece rubber sandal with a horn near the biggest toe that usually irritates the females foot when walking in them all day long causing irritation fungus and hammer time to their feet.
3. The best covid face mask available that you can make yourself.
2. A two piece rubber sandal with a horn near the biggest toe that usually irritates the females foot when walking in them all day long causing irritation fungus and hammer time to their feet.
3. The best covid face mask available that you can make yourself.
Ronnie: damn man dem thongs on that girl like n-n-nasty!!!
Brian: yeah man
Brad: hey look at those thongs did to that girls foot
Yen: I bet it hurts and is irritating
Amb: my boyfriend is gonna be so happy!!
Shellie: why?
Amb: I made him the sexiest Thong to wear to work !!
Brian: yeah man
Brad: hey look at those thongs did to that girls foot
Yen: I bet it hurts and is irritating
Amb: my boyfriend is gonna be so happy!!
Shellie: why?
Amb: I made him the sexiest Thong to wear to work !!
by Western Tunesmith February 8, 2021
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A piece of slutty undergarment in various seductive colors that fast female wear to make men’s dick’s hard. Very thin and Lacey and rides up that thot’s backside to reveal the total ass.
I got to keep that hoe’s thong after wearing her ass out,I wear that thong with pride on my head (with the ass and the pussy part facing my nose) like a luchador and wack off.
by Assman2000 February 8, 2021
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by anyone but thong November 21, 2021
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