punting the snail

Used as the name of a vague sexual act, most often to cover up the fact that one's claims about his or her sex life are contrived.

"Dude, I totally hooked up with that girl from across town again last night! It was pretty kinky."

"Oh really? What'd you do?"

"What'd I do? Oh, um, dude, I was totally...punting the snail."

by aitchrjay August 5, 2012

Snail Trail

A sexual act in which a woman drags her wet vagina across a reclining partners chest or face

Linda's snail trail is so messy It soaked the whole bed

by bigdaddypenis April 21, 2020

Mad Snail

The feeling you get when you're stuck walking behind a slow person in the hallway, you're mad, and you're walking as slow as a snail.

damn, I was stuck behind a group of little kids, they made me a mad snail

by HalfPrince January 27, 2017

snail racing

You and your Homies get yourself to the point of pre-ing, drop your pants and make sure the slit of your cock is facing the floor. Then drag your cock across the floor, longest continuous line of pre wins.

best done on a carpet.

person 1: are you coming out this sunday?
person 2: no, me and the boys are going snail racing that day

by Big ol' Gav May 10, 2019

Snail Trail

When a bitch gets a phat fucking load in her coochie and scoots around and leaves a snail trail

Graham was feelin too good in the cooch and decided not to pull out, Kamy then proceeded to scoot on the ground after the creampie took place and by doing so , this produced a wicked case of a slimy snail trail sensation

by Phatcock11 December 11, 2018

The Snail

"The Snail" is worshipped by anybody who plays the game called "War Thunder". The reason this is is because the logo of the creator of the game "Gaijin Entertainment" has a snail in it. Therefore it is worshipped.

"Why weren`t you in school yesterday?"
"I`m sorry The snail told me to play War Thunder all day yesterday."

by YataTTV May 24, 2023

Immortal snail

The immortal snail stemmed from a meme in which you are given immortality but you are forever hunted down by a snail that will kill you on contact.

Me: chilling with my friend in 2546.
A snail: (approches)
Me: run for your life the immortal snail caught up!

by Arsurinya June 29, 2023