a person who will break your heart, someone who will give up and throw all your memories in the bin. He is not a great kisser and isn’t great during sex.
he’ll more likely get you pregnant within the first 39seconds he doesn’t like condoms and wanks every second of the day
he’ll more likely get you pregnant within the first 39seconds he doesn’t like condoms and wanks every second of the day
by garry88 November 7, 2019
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Random Gungalar: Uhhh UHHHHH waaa...AAHHHHHHHHH WHY ARE YOU SUCH A VIRGIN....GET IT OFF OF ME, AAAHHHHHHHHH
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New player: "I should be safe building a second farm."
Mole rusher: "That turret was just a distraction from my true intentions.Let's do this mole rush."
New player: "2 units, what danger could they me... Ok, I surrender."
Mole rusher: "That turret was just a distraction from my true intentions.Let's do this mole rush."
New player: "2 units, what danger could they me... Ok, I surrender."
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