Wooking Cough

when your attending a festival and you take too big of a bong hit with your bro macaroni and old man santana and can't stop coughing.

Brooooooo you gots that wooking cough!

by Gum-Shoe-Sleuth November 24, 2021

AURGGG *coughs like an ipad kid*

Uhm basically me

man: hey kid give me your ipad :) kid: NO AURGGG *coughs like an ipad kid*

by bee_offical April 2, 2022

Meat coughs

When, after a large heavy meal, you are breathing deep and you have to cough it out.

*Coughs* I've just got the meat coughs from that big mac

by Zoebly16 October 9, 2017

Coughed in my coffee maker

When one person sucks a fart out of someone else’s butt and blows it into the first persons mouth

The barista gasped when Jeff coughed in my coffee maker.

by Randi&Jeff October 25, 2025

Day care kenel cough

Children picking up illness from other children.

Children picking up illnesses from other children and taking that cough or cold home to the parents. Honey, it seems like we have been constantly sick ever since we enrolled junior into day care. I know junior is sick today, but we both have to work, just send him in! And the vicious circle of "Day care kenel cough continues"!

by A Big Bad Boy October 16, 2011

COUGH DROP GUMMY BEAR

Something you need when your over-stimulating

I NEED A COUGH DROP GUMMY BEAR HELP apple

by Sohoowusyourday>good February 3, 2022

saltric verbal coughing syndrome

saying, smelling or describing salt or a salty food or substance around a person with saltric verbal coughing syndrome can cause the person to cough aggressively and or worse, led them to loss of voice and moaning aggressively.

stop saying betty’s burgers fries! you’re making fun of my saltric verbal coughing syndrome!

by yunarns October 21, 2025