the portsmouth academy

tpa is a shit hole that does absolutely dogshit

the teachers are shit, they hate the students (can't blame them)

what's that school??
oh it's that shit hole!
aka the portsmouth academy

by tpa sucks November 14, 2022

Central Academy

A discord server of over 1000+ members, Central Academy is mainly focused around bedrock Minecraft (Java is allowed though). Central Academy also has an SMP which you can join when you have over level 5 on Mee6. The server vanity is discord.gg/mcbedrock.

REEEE I GOT MUTED IN CENTRAL ACADEMY

What did you do?

Sent pipe bombs to the staff, is that a problem?

Uh, yes?

by Keklord Supreme January 8, 2022

Winterbourne Academy

A school where they care more about how you look than your education, coat on? Good luck having a future, shirt untucked? Good luck passing your GCSE’S

Person 1: my friend is going to winterbourne academy
Person 2: oh really? How is he?
Person 1: terrible he’s fucking autistic now

by Simplyy December 11, 2021

Newark Academy

A prestigious, highly ranked, private school in Livingston, NJ. Though less well known than other private institutions in NJ, NA is a very good, college-prep motivated 6-12 academy. Ranked #3 in NJ on Niche.com. It often competes with The Pingry School-another famous private academy in NJ.

Jack's parents were debating whether to send him to The Pingry School or Newark Academy.

by Happy facer boi March 13, 2022

Kuper Academy

Forall students in Kuper Academy, there exists a real number n greater than 100000000 shuch that if

|the money you have| < n, then you get kicked out of school

Kuper Academy faild me, they say me no engrish, i is gooder engrish then tutor, I dont undrsdand why they fail me. The people is bad, them very descriminat.

by DAHEofDIAMOND April 12, 2022

Huxlow academy

In huxlow we pay our respects daily to the father and the holy spirit (j.s4ville and j.3pstine)we belive that schools should not just teach but also touch children. We believe that our hands on approach is superior to any local school for obvious reasons. We have an excellent offstead report and amazing student. And we reccomend you send your love little kiddies here.

Yours sincerely K.sheppard

In huxlow academy all kiddies are welcome

by anonymous December 19, 2022

felixstowe academy

felixstowe academy is a school filled with furrys, chavs, and fatass teachers. they put you in iso for no reason and the teachers have no self control. year 10s go round barking at people, it’s best you just reply with ‘shut up furry’ the year 8s nonce on year 7s

p1- ‘yo fam what school you go to’
p2- ‘felixstowe academy init breve’
p1 ‘ha ‘

by spider-man’s wife December 31, 2022