Early Wash

The action of dipping your hand in the toilet water as you wipe your ass.

Dude I just got an Early Wash accidentally.

by Babiigirlhere July 9, 2011

binge washing

When sanitizer, soap, water, more sanitizer and more soap become addictive. Compulsive hand-washing

She'd started with 'Happy Birthday' as she scrubbed, but now found herself singing 'Stairway to Heaven', the extended concert version, guitar solos and all, unable to control her binge washing.

by Monkey's Dad April 25, 2020

Pressure Washing

When you piss on skidmarks left in the toilet to clean it and remove it.

Dude, I was Pressure Washing my toilet. It was pretty satisfying!

by toomuchnutmeg July 18, 2021

Welfare wash

To clean the exterior windows on your vehicle at the gas station so it feels like your car is clean when you’re sitting inside.

I couldn’t afford $20 to get my car cleaned so I just gave it a welfare wash

by Frankrhe128 March 22, 2018

Snow wash

To take a handful of snow and vigorously wash someone's face with it.
It is a most unpleasant experience.

Derek got a snow wash. He went home crying.

by Definitely not Dustin February 8, 2023

wash the dog

a lesbian golden shower

wash the dog: I was SHOCKED when I walked in on Elizabeth and Brianne washing the dog...

by AS from Toronto September 10, 2008

white wash

..... that thing government/ civil servants and fake advocacy do that reflects the 'whiteness' of politics and all of its oppressive and exploitative practices. One does not need to be Caucasian to be a whitewasher...metaphorically those who paint over messes with a distracting white wash so there is an appearance of cleanliness, resolution and organization. The mess still remains under this thin coat of deception.

The Catholic Church tried to white wash the sexual abuse charges by offering out of court settlements

by MsDeeVeeAns March 18, 2008