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Diaper Tan

When a female's full covering bikini tan lines leave her buttocks ghostly white while her legs, stomach, and back are beautifully tan leaving her to look like she is wearing a diaper while in the nude.
A Diaper Tan is when a girl is fully nude and her body while beautifully tan, is white around her private parts and buttocks leaving her looking like she is wearing a diaper.
by speedramp35 August 2, 2010
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Dover Tan

For the poor ppl of Dover etc who cant get a decent tan due to lack of sun haha there's the Dover Tan! Basically u just dnt wash for a week :) we r well ghetto
Nahh i cldnt go on holiday this year so ill have to get a dover tan.
by pretty ricky ross August 6, 2007
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Super Tan

This is when an extremely tan guy wearing board shorts sticks his man shaft into his female partner's pooper and then denies that he has done so.
Guy 1: Hey man i super tanned a girl last night!
Guy 2: So you stuck it in her pooper right?
Guy 1: Naw man, that ain't me!
by Capitainjacob December 2, 2011
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Tryst Tan

a light shade of tan designed to match the largest variety of skin tones. developed specifically to hide the traces of a secret romantic encounter
MY GOD that was AMAZING... but no one can know, make sure you use the Tryst Tan shade to cover those marks i left of your neck
by Au pair January 4, 2011
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Moon Tan

Someone who plays the xbox all day and dosen't go outside.
John: Yo, I havent seen Sam for a while.

Doug: Yeah hes working on his Moon Tan.
by Nadex January 25, 2011
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Hick Tan

When a person appears to have a tan, but is actually just covered in dirt. It occurs when people go long periods of time without bathing, and mainly effects parts of the body that are exposed would normally get tan (forearms, calves, and face). Hick tans are most common during camping/hiking trips, on people who play muddy/dusty sports such as soccer or baseball, or amongst people who live in the country with a lot of dust and dirt, possibly on farms (AKA hicks….sorry). One may notice that somebody has a hick tan because layers of dirt will be visible, or begin to crack on the surface of their skin. Also, if it rains, or if the person gets wet, they will become significantly whiter since the dirt will run off and because it is impossible to absorb sunlight with a hick tan.
Guy1: Wow. Schoolmate1 got really tan from that backpacking trip.
Guy2: No Guy1, that's just a hick tan. He hasn't bathed since he left for it.

Or

GuyA: Girl1 had such a nice tan until yesterday. I wonder if she spray-tans?
GuyB: It rained yesterday. I'd bet she had a hick tan from working on her field earlier this week.
by burkeri September 10, 2011
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brain-tan

Sara-Lucia brain-tanned a buck skin in the parking lot.
by BH0010 December 16, 2008
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