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I'll beat the fucking shit out of you

Something someone says (screams, yells) when they are about to bash your skull into a wall until your brains ooze out your ears.

Note: This phrase is sometimes used as an idle threat by someone who thinks they're badass. Make sure not to be that d-bag.
Lyssa: OMGZ, did you see the new Twilight movie?! It was sooo good! OMG, OMG I got this new pair of shoes... They're so cute, right? They're all pink and pointy toed, ahhh!

Nikki: I'll beat the fucking shit out of you if you don't shut up.

Shit the bed 

This person got to work unusually early.
Australian slang.
Worker still at work meets guy coming to work before he leaves.
Geez, mate, why are you here so early?
Didja shit the bed?
Shit the bed by perrynlorelle April 13, 2015

Shit the bag 

We really shit the bag on our quarterly sales numbers.
Shit the bag by Stogie1957 July 29, 2011

shootin the other shit 

Spewin everywhere like crazy. I'm talkin' spittin that jizz like Richard Simmons sucks dick, like nobodys mothafuckin business.
Harold: Wanna chill tonite Steve, just shoot the shit?

Steve: Naw, I'm busy...in 10 I'll be shootin the other shit all over Linda tonite.

Linda: Harold, son, could you take out the garbage?

Fuck the Bull Shit 

Easily the best statement to use in any situation where the answer to anything is some simp shit that you would rather not deal with. Like most things...
Oh my god your an ugly bitch! Fuck the Bull Shit... im going to score some oxycontin hoe.

The Flaming Shit-Dick 

When she's sleeping, take a rusty ice pick, and poke her eye out, and then stick your hands in the socket, and pull apart to spread it open as much as possible, don't worry about ripping her skin though, she'll be sleeping. Jerk off into the enlarged eye socket, and then stick your hand up her ass, grab onto some shit, pull it out, and then stick it up your urethra, and then chop your nuts off (you won't need them anymore, you have plenty of shit to impregnate people with now). When she wakes up, act like nothing happened, and accuse her of cheating on you, giving you an excuse to break her legs, then push her down the stairs, then push her back up the stairs, then lock her inside, and then set the house on fire, and then shit (through your dick) all over the burning house.
Oh man I gave a girl the flaming shit-dick last night, shit was so cash.
The Flaming Shit-Dick by ace rim January 8, 2009