sandal queef

When your foot forms a suction cup with the sole of your sandals, and when you step down the air shoots out and it sounds like, well, a queef.

Trying to sneak around at 2am with my birkenstocks on; boy is that sandal queef horrific!

by warrior_69 March 8, 2023

Queef Minestrone

The fluid that results from a pussy fart during a woman's period; it's like a bisque of menses and clots.

Queef Minestrone, it's a lot like Tomato Soup, but chunkier and is brewed inside a vagina.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin March 4, 2019

snow queef

When you suck cocaine up your vagina and then queef it out

At the party, that crazy bitch snow queefed it was so hot

by EEMMiac January 12, 2018

Queef Sniffer

Someone who sniffs queefs for a living and/or for fun

*High School Reunion*
"Hey brad what do you do for a living?"
"I am a queef sniffer"
"Wow how can I be more like you?"

by the walking DICKtionary October 14, 2016

thigh queef

When your sitting down with your legs together and you fart, and the fart goes through your thighs.

I took my son to the mall to see Santa, and i swear that bitch thigh queefed on my kid.

by BlameAfrica.com September 28, 2017

Koozie queef

The sound made when a Negra Modelo bottle is forced into a standard size beer koozie.

That wasn't me. It was a koozie queef.

by JabboDog May 3, 2014

Queef whistle

When a female's vagina lets out a high-pitch whistle

No that wasn't a whistle in my pocket that was my vagina- queef whistle

by [e-mail] August 12, 2017